“Why do guys text you endlessly about nothing? It feels controlling!”
“I rather get an unexpected small cute gift, than a big one trying hard to impress me.”
“Sometimes he treats me like shit, I love him so much.”
“Dudes hit on me all fucking day, it gets so old, and I’m polite because I have to be, but I am so over it.”
“I didn’t even shower today, fuck it.”
“He didn’t like ever try to hit on me, he just asked if I wanted to go to his gig.”
Both deeply engrossed in their smart phones. “Why do all these girls try to start shit with me on FB? I don’t need drama, I don’t cause drama, who needs that shit?” “I’m just gonna call the slut out now, and put that shit on her comment!”

“I love sex.” “So do I obviously.”
“I let him do anal, he seems to like it.” “It’s okay, not my favorite.”
“I’m great at BJ’s, he loves my BJ’s.”

“Me too. But my jaw gets tired.”
“Well that’s all he’s getting tonight. I’m still not showering.”

I turned around, excused myself for eavesdropping, and introduced myself.
Marilyn. “LOL What did you here?”
Me; “Everything.”
Preggers; “Yeah, we do that.”
Marilyn: “Are you alone?”
Preggers: “Marilyn, stop it!!”

Just some FYI I thought some would enjoy.
Fin.