PUA Forum :: What was your most memorable cockblock ?

I got cockblocked by a friend, a guy friend.

Brought a girl to my room, his girlfriend's friend. His girlfriend was setting me up with this girl all night. So I get her to my room, start fucking, and someone starts knocking on my door, trying to open it. I go to see what's up, it's my friend standing there saying "oh bro, she has a boyfriend."

No shit she has a boyfriend, who cares? She's a big girl she makes her own decisions.

Anyway, right then she gets all weirded out, starts feeling bad about cheating on her boyfriend who's like 1,500 miles away. She leaves.

My friend's girlfriend comes in, sees what's happening, then tells my friend "Oh good fuckin job Basic White Girl. Do you need me to get you a Starbucks poster, too? You just totally cockblocked your friend."

Pretty good one.

Author:	Mr. Assertive [ Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:45 pm ]
Post subject:	What was your most memorable cockblock ?
I went out this weekend and saw my wing get cockblocked lol. It wasn't crazy bad but just inspired me to create a thread for the fun of it. I opened a set and my wing went to work on the target he wanted. After a few minutes a guy is hovering around and interrupts them when they were having a good time lol. The look on her face was priceless, she was pissed. Later on in the night after the bars was closed, my wing tells me that the guy told him that "hey that is my girl". I found out through the other girl I was chatting up and keeping her company that this dude bought the girl a drink earlier on in the night and that he meant nothing to her. Haha. It worked out in the end since I helped obliterate the cockblock.

Author:	horologist [ Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:21 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: What was your most memorable cockblock ?
I got cockblocked by a friend, a guy friend. Brought a girl to my room, his girlfriend's friend. His girlfriend was setting me up with this girl all night. So I get her to my room, start fucking, and someone starts knocking on my door, trying to open it. I go to see what's up, it's my friend standing there saying "oh bro, she has a boyfriend." No shit she has a boyfriend, who cares? She's a big girl she makes her own decisions. Anyway, right then she gets all weirded out, starts feeling bad about cheating on her boyfriend who's like 1,500 miles away. She leaves. My friend's girlfriend comes in, sees what's happening, then tells my friend "Oh good fuckin job Basic White Girl. Do you need me to get you a Starbucks poster, too? You just totally cockblocked your friend." Pretty good one.

Author:	ChocolatePUA [ Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:04 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: What was your most memorable cockblock ?
I detailed it in one of my field reports. Went out, opened this girl who was dressed in red and looking good. She was out with her female friend and boyfriend. Tried to open the female friend as well but she was an absolute raging bitch and eventually caused me to leave the set. At the end of the night I went outside, saw red outside by herself, and swooped in, asking for the numbers. Suddenly the friend appears out of nowhere and literally SCREAMS - WHY DO YOU WANT HER NUMBER, SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND, and continued screaming. People's heads started turning to my direction. I just walked off cause it was late and I didn't have the time or energy to deal with that bitch's drama.

Author:	ChocolatePUA [ Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:04 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: What was your most memorable cockblock ?
I detailed it in one of my field reports. Went out, opened this girl who was dressed in red and looking good. She was out with her female friend and boyfriend. Tried to open the female friend as well but she was an absolute raging bitch and eventually caused me to leave the set. At the end of the night I went outside, saw red outside by herself, and swooped in, asking for the numbers. Suddenly the friend appears out of nowhere and literally SCREAMS - WHY DO YOU WANT HER NUMBER, SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND, and continued screaming. People's heads started turning to my direction. I just walked off cause it was late and I didn't have the time or energy to deal with that bitch's drama.

Author:	Don Horneone [ Thu Mar 10, 2016 7:03 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: What was your most memorable cockblock ?
Quote: I got cockblocked by a friend, a guy friend. Brought a girl to my room, his girlfriend's friend. His girlfriend was setting me up with this girl all night. So I get her to my room, start fucking, and someone starts knocking on my door, trying to open it. I go to see what's up, it's my friend standing there saying "oh bro, she has a boyfriend." No shit she has a boyfriend, who cares? She's a big girl she makes her own decisions. Anyway, right then she gets all weirded out, starts feeling bad about cheating on her boyfriend who's like 1,500 miles away. She leaves. My friend's girlfriend comes in, sees what's happening, then tells my friend "Oh good fuckin job Basic White Girl. Do you need me to get you a Starbucks poster, too? You just totally cockblocked your friend." Pretty good one. Let's hope we see this guy winning a Darwin award very soon

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