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Author:  Dragula [ Sun Aug 30, 2015 6:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Disgusting funny story:

I had tinder girl over the other night, we did anal. It got messy and got shit all over my dick.

As she went to toilet to clean up herself I used some tissue paper and scooped the shit from my dick and threw it in my bedside bin.

I forgot to empty the bin. I saw my other (main) girl the next day, asks me why there is a tissue covered in shit in my bin. I told her I sharted (fart and poop same time) and she believed it.

She now sends me the pic of the shitty tissue just trying to be funny and weird. She still thinks it's my poo.

Author:  CharlesFinley [ Sun Aug 30, 2015 6:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Disgusting funny story:

I half want to puke...

And half want to high five you.

Author:  JackZero [ Sun Aug 30, 2015 8:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Disgusting funny story:

Yuck

Author:  Jay (Majik) [ Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:42 am ]
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I think that the most disgusting part is she took a picture of it....

Author:  Heywood Jablowme [ Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:40 pm ]
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Classic!

I no shit laughed my guts out...

Send her a pic of a new shiny doogie ... tell her you are thinking of her.

About a month ago or so I was doing anal, I pulled my wanker out and it made a loud 'pop', I lost composure and laughed so hard I lost my erection as well. She was kind of pissy about it, that only made me laugh harder!

Author:  stringfellow on sticks [ Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:02 pm ]
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HAHA! Shit happens! :D

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