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| Author: | Monsignor Crisanto [ Sat May 02, 2015 6:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Girl says she broke up with her boyfriend |
How would you guys play this? I want to fuck this girl with minimum hassle. I had this classmate at my accounting and management classes last semester. She has a boyfriend who always stuck around her classes. Naturally flirty with all of my hot female classmates, I gave her the classic Grand Master routines: a) Me: It looks like you're a kind-hearted person. Her: Yes I am. How did you know? Me: I can tell from your eyes that you're into helping people who are in need. I have a problem. Would you be kind enough to help me? Her: Sure. What is it? Me: While taking a pee at the bushes awhile ago, a snake suddenly bit my cock. Hurts like hell. Can you suck the poison out? b) Me: I'm depressed. Her: Why? What happened? Me: I went to see the doctor. It's bad. Very bad. Her: Oh. I'm so sorry. How bad was it? Me: I have a category 5 heart ailment. If my condition is aggravated, I'll die. The doctor said I'll suffer violent spasms, vomit my intestines out and then the veins in my head are all going to burst with blood gushing all over. Her: My God! (Almost about to cry.) You're going to die any time soon? Me: Yep. I am prohibited from stressful things and carrying heavy loads. Can you help me? Her: Of course I'll help you. Me: I need to pee. I need you to pull my cock out and hold it for a couple of minutes. It's like ten kilograms you know. My balls are itchy too and they're like 7 kilograms a piece. The semester had ended and both of us are taking summer classes. She's no longer a classmate but she has classes at the room adjacent to mine. She number closed me. Paid me some 300 bucks to help her in her paper and just last night she texted me that she broke up with her boyfriend. In short, she's horny and she's chasing. My problem is, if I start inviting her to my place, she might stick around and her obsessed ex might create trouble in class. Her ex and she fought last semester because the dude got jealous that she was flirting with me. Any tips or pointers on how can I keep this low profile with the minimum hassle? |
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| Author: | Versalis [ Sun May 03, 2015 4:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Girl says she broke up with her boyfriend |
Quote: if I start inviting her to my place, she might stick around Do you live on campus?Anyway, you could always invite her over, and once she's there, tell her you have to leave in 2 hours(or whatever) to do something specific. Then she isn't there any more. |
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| Author: | Monsignor Crisanto [ Sat May 09, 2015 5:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Girl says she broke up with her boyfriend |
Thanks V. Here's how it went right after our midterm exams. Text Convo. Girl: Kuya??? HH: Yo. Wazzup? Girl: Can you lend me 500 bucks? (some $12.50) HH: Sure. You'll have to pick it up at my place though. Can't go to the university right now. I'm rushing a report. Girl: Where? HH: (Gives directions.) After 15 minutes... Text Convo. Girl: I'm at the St. Michael The Archangel Church already. HH: Wait. After 3 minutes. Face-to-face Convo. HH: Hey. Girl: Kuya. Where's your house? HH: Let's go. (Tagged her along.) At my house. HH: Make yourself comfortable. (I don't have any chair since I threw away my one and only chair which was heavily damaged. I have a foam matress on the floor though with bedsheet. Floor had not been swept for the past 3 days. Dirty dishes were piled in the kitchen sink. I just transferred to my newly constructed house about four weeks ago and I haven't hanged out yet with my regular girls due to the very rapid pace of summer classes.) Girl: You really live alone. Haha. (Started doing the dishes.) From behind, I wrapped my arms around her. Started rubbing her belly, grinding my cock at her ass and blew warm breaths in her ear. After a couple of Lil Wayne and Snoop Dogg songs, I led her to the matress and escalated hardcore. We fucked for some 34 heavy metal songs on my playlist more or less. After several minutes of rest... HH: It's so fucking hot. Get us some Pepsi. Girl: Huh?! HH: Go. Go. Go. After the refreshments... HH: I need to printout my financial management report and photocopy some 30 sets. Do you have 200 bucks? Girl: Ah. Oh. Um. Yeah. HH: Good. Thank you. (Took her 200 bucks.) The next day, she hang around my last class since it's her vacant period. Her ex-boyfriend saw her hanging around my last class. The awkward scene went like this. HH: Bro. You'll have to treat your girlfriend better. Buy her some flowers now and take her out to Starbucks. XBF: But... HH: No excuses. Go! Hey, I need to meet up with the doctor. I think I have 3rd stage chlamydia or something. Be good to each other okay? |
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| Author: | Versalis [ Sat May 09, 2015 5:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Girl says she broke up with her boyfriend |
Quote: ^ Not sure what to make of that. I think it's the 3rd stage chlamydia.Also, what country are you in, that 500 = $12? Are you in the Philippines? I think it's about that ratio. |
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