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Author:  hardtrymfker [ Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:24 pm ]
Post subject:  What went wrong?
Im a freshman at uni and i've been trying some online dating. Here is a chat between me and a girl:


The Chat:
hardtrymfker
How much a polar bear weighs? ;)

dumgirl
Have no idea?

hardtrymfker
Enough to break the ice? : P (I actually wanted to reply "twice your weight", but that would have blown it there allready)

dumgirl
What do you mean? (I thought this was shittest, she could not possible be so stupid)

hardtrymfker
an "ice breaker"

dumgirl
I Do not understand what you mean with that. (I thought she were playing dumb, so i decided to throw in a meaningless explanation to show her that i can do the same.)

hardtrymfker
If global warming continues as the ice will be so thin that the polar bear falls through. SUPPORT PETA TODAY. vvvvvv,peta,org (i had to fuck the url on this site because it counted as spam).

dumgirl
Okay ... You're an adverstizer?

hardtrymfker
No, only an informant

dumgirl
It does not work with me

hardtrymfker
You're smarter than you might think: P

dumgirl
Oh?

hardtrymfker
I do not know if this comes as a shock, but I'm not actually on this page to promote peta ..

She quit answering.

What could I have done better?
Author:  Ardour [ Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What went wrong?
Ignored the fact she didn't understand the ice breaker. Just continue the play. It's already done it's job even if she's too fuck witted to understand the joke.
Author:  CharlesFinley [ Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What went wrong?
I think she's legitimately a moron... or not a strong english speaker...

That's also a gimmicky opener. I'm surprised you get responses with it - unless you're really good looking.
Author:  Ardour [ Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What went wrong?
Or alternatively set your sights a little higher
Author:  neo87 [ Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What went wrong?
It's a dumb opener imo. Plus you should've just explained it and moved on from it.
Author:  n2thevoid [ Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What went wrong?
Terrible opener. Annoying.
Author:  Mastermind9000 [ Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What went wrong?
It's a shit opener AND she's a genuine nitwit. If you have any other options you would want to kill rather than fuck her after 20 mins.
Author:  strastnakristali [ Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What went wrong?
Why were you trying so hard to milk the opener? Just say "Nevermind. My 6-years-old cousin told me that joke and thought it was funny." or just ask her something else. Girls don't follow the logic of the conversation - if you make her feel good or interested she won't care what you said earlier. Opening doesn't have to be something spectacular. If she doesn't get the joke, just move on - no big deal. :)
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