I was having drinks with friends and there was these 3 drunk girls ( two 7's and their 'leader' would of been a 7 1/2 - 8 ) walking around thinking they were gods gift. The leader tried to get my friend to pay her entry to a club and he just laughed and said "sorry, you're not that good looking"
Anyway, later on I was having a smoke outside and the leader was yelling at a bouncer for some reason and she started going " you're ugly, your hair's shit, you're ugly, change you're hair, you're ugly" yadda yadda yadda.
I started thinking, what if I'm in that situation where a bitch starts verbally attacking you about physical appearance, what would I do?
I know it's important to keep a cool attitude, disinterest and keeping body language/ posture in check. But in terms of verbal retort, what could one use. I know there's the "oh poor baby" but I'd like some ideas that could destroy this kind of girls rant and disarm/embarrass her.
ps one of her 7 friends asked me " do I know you? aren't you in some hiphop scene/group. I looked at her and said "No, I'm not. Are you look like one of those myspace stalkers" I think she got a little cut
