Hey all

I need a bit of critique for a response to these bracelets that I've been peacocking with. Up until now when a girl's noticed them she'd just comment on how nice they are and I just thank her and move on. Also, when other guys notice them they usually comment on how gay they are trying to AMOG me.

So, I need a decent response for when they get noticed. I was thinking of something like, "They're my chastity bracelets. They're supposed to keep women away, but they don't seem to work." Implying that women are always around me (DHV?)

What do you think? Is there a better response I could use?

How about..."Oh you like them? Trying them on real quick, let's see how they look on you..."(and put them on her without waiting for an answer).

Once she puts it on, you say something like..."well, they look better on me than on you, but you totally look cute on those...my name's _____, you are....?" and you go from there