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| Author: | rndbroom [ Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Opinion on my online dating profile... |
This is my current about me... I party like its 1999. I am "Americas next top model". I never perspire. My strengths out-weigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat .400. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I'm a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once read paradise lost, the odyssey, and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes, flat. Moms love me and children want to be me! I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the most full and symetrical Christmas trees. On Wednesdays, after practice, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I eat soup, i'm a go-getta. I sleep once a day. Basically...I ROCK!! Do I need to switch this up? If so, suggestions and why please. |
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