Hilarious. I want to see this movie.
"The Crazy PUA", starring Flarm
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| Author: | flarm [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Ugh, Where to go from here?? |
Okay so I'm at this frat chatting with this lady who was definitely interested. Frankly, she basically initiated and here's how it went.... HB: What's his name? Wing: Paul. Me: I'm Paul, so nice to meet you. I like your shirt, that's pretty artsy. HB: Thanks i got it at macy's today. Me: Oh nevermind then if you got it at macy's. HB: (negged look) Me: Are you in highschool. HB: I'm a freshman in college. Me: Oh, whats ur major? HB: engineering. Me: What? you look so artsy though, what's up with that. HB: I have a secret passion for taking pictures. Me: Oh thats cool. Wing: Jumps in for a while......I go elsewhere for a bit. 5 minutes later back in the set.,.. Me: I like your eyes. HB: Oh thanks Me: Can I touch them? HB: thats a little wierd. Me: your mom's wierd. HB: what!? Me: I had sex with your mother. HB: shut up Me: We made all these stains, it was crazy. HB: Oh gosh, that turns me on so much, lets go back to my place and make love. Me: k. .....Back at her place..... Me: Oh wow this is cool, what is that? HB: Oh, that's just my fridge Me: Ya know what thats the stuff I'm talking to you about. I'm sick of your fucking condesention, its over. You fucked up, it's done. HB: I just met you tonight. Me: Well maybe, maybe you didn't. Maybe I'm not real. When you woke up this morning did you say to yourself today I'm gonna get drunk, or today I'm gonna skate? There's something out there for me Melinda, maybe I just haven't found it yet. And maybe you haven't found it yet either. Have a good life bro. HB: So that's it just like that. Do you have my number? Me: We're all numbers in the end Melinda, don't you see?? HB: Ya know, I think so, I think I finally see the light. Me: You goin back to the party? HB: yea. Me: Wan't me to come?.... All over your face, before we go. HB: k. Me: Yeaaaaaaaaa boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, where do i go from here. Someone, save me!! |
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| Author: | hollywoodinpa [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Hey |
WHAT THE FUCK LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAH |
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| Author: | flarm [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:59 pm ] |
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ya know, through the first third of that I was writing it seriously. then i dont know what came over me. I realized that there was no story to tell it was a stupid set that really had no point, I knew what i did wrong, so i just decided to make it an entertaining or lack thereof entertainment, ficitonal story. peace -flarm |
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| Author: | snubby (aka Zen) [ Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:38 pm ] |
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Hilarious. I want to see this movie. "The Crazy PUA", starring Flarm |
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| Author: | rockleedrift [ Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:18 am ] |
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wow, THAT was hilarious! "Want me to come?... all over your face?" "k" "YYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOIIIIIII" hahahaha! funny shit! |
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| Author: | flarm [ Mon Mar 31, 2008 7:12 am ] |
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this is going to enter production shortly...seriously. |
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