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My love routine. (I made it, works every time) BF destroyer
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Author:  Gh0st16 [ Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:12 am ]
Post subject:  My love routine. (I made it, works every time) BF destroyer
I did this today again.

Me: Why are you two dating? Relationships are pointless unless you love someone.
HB: I DO love him!
Me: Thats not possible, love does not exist.
HB: Yes it does! I'm in it! I have been in love for two years!
Me: No, you are attracted to them. Big difference. What do you believe love is anyways?
HB(Response1) When you cant stop thinking about someone, and everything you do you think of them with you!
HB(Response2) Love is when you love someone with all your heart!
Me(1): Thats actually called losing your virginity. (Play this as a joke, not seriously, then continue)
Me(2): You cant use the word in the definition.
HB(2): Trys to explain better

Me: Well do you like to dream?
HB: YES!
Me: See? You are not in love.
HB: What??
Me: Well, assuming love exists, you would hate to dream. Your only REALLY in love if you hate to sleep, because reality is better than your dreams. Anyways, it's not really a big deal. It is not my place to tell you your emotions. Your a beautiful woman, and i hope you two work out. I would personally be jealous of your boy friend if i knew him. But i have an appointment soon, and i truly love talking to you, i just can not at the moment... But seeing as your a decently cool person, ill text you.
HB: But you don't have my number.
Me: Well, im learning problem solving from my mom...(Think for a bit then pull out your phone and hand it to her) Problem solved! (Smile)

# close.
Author:  MasterV [ Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My love routine. (I made it, works every time) BF destroyer
Quote:
I did this today again.

Me: Why are you two dating? Relationships are pointless unless you love someone.
HB: I DO love him!
Me: Thats not possible, love does not exist.
HB: Yes it does! I'm in it! I have been in love for two years!
Me: No, you are attracted to them. Big difference. What do you believe love is anyways?
HB(Response1) When you cant stop thinking about someone, and everything you do you think of them with you!
HB(Response2) Love is when you love someone with all your heart!
Me(1): Thats actually called losing your virginity. (Play this as a joke, not seriously, then continue)
Me(2): You cant use the word in the definition.
HB(2): Trys to explain better

Me: Well do you like to dream?
HB: YES!
Me: See? You are not in love.
HB: What??
Me: Well, assuming love exists, you would hate to dream. Your only REALLY in love if you hate to sleep, because reality is better than your dreams. Anyways, it's not really a big deal. It is not my place to tell you your emotions. Your a beautiful woman, and i hope you two work out. I would personally be jealous of your boy friend if i knew him. But i have an appointment soon, and i truly love talking to you, i just can not at the moment... But seeing as your a decently cool person, ill text you.
HB: But you don't have my number.
Me: Well, im learning problem solving from my mom...(Think for a bit then pull out your phone and hand it to her) Problem solved! (Smile)

# close.
Thats really good,i think you should leave out ''im learning problem solving from my mom'' and put instead, ''Well that seems to be a problem..pause for 1 sec.''Pulls out phone'' Problem solved. It seems a little more smoother..

What do you think? And what happned after?
Author:  Dragula [ Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:33 am ]
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Sorry I really can't see this working to be honest..Maybe 1 in a 1000 girls..(and not quality girl either)
Author:  Stealth703 [ Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:29 am ]
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i wouldnt be messing around with some guys GF, unless that Guy is a total asshole.
But i assume any relationships that havent gone past 6 month isnt a relationship
Author:  IcedB [ Sat May 14, 2011 9:11 pm ]
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Quote:
i wouldnt be messing around with some guys GF, unless that Guy is a total asshole.
But i assume any relationships that havent gone past 6 month isnt a relationship
Honourable I like this.

Routine seems a little naive and almost invasive, I'm certain most chicks with any brains would think your a douche. Not to mention you're putting a lot of negativity into their fairy tale world. Let me know if I'm wrong here...
Author:  Crypto [ Tue May 24, 2011 11:26 pm ]
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Stealth, under your opinion you will rarely ever find a HB7+ most will have a BF or be interested in a guy. You are being a guy! It is up to her if she makes the decision to show you interest. Im not saying go out there and destroy marriages and break up families. But you are just being a fun guy...She has the decision to make.

Crypto...
Author:  Fender43 [ Tue May 24, 2011 11:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My love routine. (I made it, works every time) BF destroyer
Quote:
I did this today again.

Me: Why are you two dating? Relationships are pointless unless you love someone.
HB: I DO love him!
Me: Thats not possible, love does not exist.
HB: Yes it does! I'm in it! I have been in love for two years!
Me: No, you are attracted to them. Big difference. What do you believe love is anyways?
HB(Response1) When you cant stop thinking about someone, and everything you do you think of them with you!
HB(Response2) Love is when you love someone with all your heart!
Me(1): Thats actually called losing your virginity. (Play this as a joke, not seriously, then continue)
Me(2): You cant use the word in the definition.
HB(2): Trys to explain better

Me: Well do you like to dream?
HB: YES!
Me: See? You are not in love.
HB: What??
Me: Well, assuming love exists, you would hate to dream. Your only REALLY in love if you hate to sleep, because reality is better than your dreams. Anyways, it's not really a big deal. It is not my place to tell you your emotions. Your a beautiful woman, and i hope you two work out. I would personally be jealous of your boy friend if i knew him. But i have an appointment soon, and i truly love talking to you, i just can not at the moment... But seeing as your a decently cool person, ill text you.
HB: But you don't have my number.
Me: Well, im learning problem solving from my mom...(Think for a bit then pull out your phone and hand it to her) Problem solved! (Smile)

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Jesus, why not step up on a podium next to a microphone while you say this one, and im learning problem solving for my mom???? What the hell? hahaha
Author:  Adrino [ Fri May 27, 2011 1:27 am ]
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People always seem offended by the best routines, maybe its because they are so lethal that they are not fair. Or maybe its so far from normal (hence its affective nature) that is seems impossible. But this seems legit to me, I will hold my total judgment until I Field Test. I like the creativity nice work.
Author:  Indie00 [ Fri May 27, 2011 7:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My love routine. (I made it, works every time) BF destroyer
Quote:
I did this today again.

Me: Why are you two dating? Relationships are pointless unless you love someone.
HB: I DO love him!
Me: Thats not possible, love does not exist.
HB: Yes it does! I'm in it! I have been in love for two years!
Me: No, you are attracted to them. Big difference. What do you believe love is anyways?
HB(Response1) When you cant stop thinking about someone, and everything you do you think of them with you!
HB(Response2) Love is when you love someone with all your heart!
Me(1): Thats actually called losing your virginity. (Play this as a joke, not seriously, then continue)
Me(2): You cant use the word in the definition.
HB(2): Trys to explain better

Me: Well do you like to dream?
HB: YES!
Me: See? You are not in love.
HB: What??
Me: Well, assuming love exists, you would hate to dream. Your only REALLY in love if you hate to sleep, because reality is better than your dreams. Anyways, it's not really a big deal. It is not my place to tell you your emotions. Your a beautiful woman, and i hope you two work out. I would personally be jealous of your boy friend if i knew him. But i have an appointment soon, and i truly love talking to you, i just can not at the moment... But seeing as your a decently cool person, ill text you.
HB: But you don't have my number.
Me: Well, im learning problem solving from my mom...(Think for a bit then pull out your phone and hand it to her) Problem solved! (Smile)

# close.
This is spam right?
I mean, assuming this isn't pulled directly out of your ass;
Did she know she was giving you her number?
Maybe it was her fat, self-loathing friend's number?
Author:  redsky [ Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My love routine. (I made it, works every time) BF destro
Sounds like something Russell Brand would say lol.
Author:  alxbkr [ Tue May 13, 2014 5:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My love routine. (I made it, works every time) BF destro
honestly this sounds like it would only work on those stupid chickes
Author:  In$tinct [ Tue May 13, 2014 3:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My love routine. (I made it, works every time) BF destro
This doesn't make any sense at all.

First you say relationships are pointless unless you love someone. Then you say love doesn't exist. (wtf?) And then you prove to her that she's not in love because she doesn't hate dreaming. This is just full retarded. I think if you say this to a girl she will just think you have no idea how to love people.
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