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Author:  rigit23 [ Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:11 am ]
Post subject:  The Small Penis/bad in bed routine.
I know for a lot of you guys, this may sound weird. I have created and using this "routine" that girls absolutely LOVE.

Just for clarity, this is GREAT during the escalation phase. I would wait to use this. A little after the hook-point is great. Definitely do not use this before you've started kinoing her.

The way it works is simple. Once you change the conversation to sex/sexual, simply drop a line conveying you are bad in bed/have a small penis

"You like guys who can kiss well? Well we shouldn't be talking then, I'm a virgin!"

"A buddy of mine told me his girlfriend loved his 6 inch penis. I was so jealous! He beat me by 5.5 inches!"

You get the idea.

Not only are you creating sexual tension (Ironically), you are keeping the push-pull that girls love. While most guys will say that they are the best kissers in the world, you are doing the exact OPPOSITE of that.

A few things to keep in mind:

- Just like any PUA technique, this won't work on EVERY girl. You have to be socially intelligent enough to gauge if she's a fun, happy-go-lucky, type who loves to joke around.
-Tone and delivery is VERY important. You obviously don't want to give her the impression that you are being serious.
-Don't over do it. Mentioning it once or twice is fine, but after that it just gets repetitive.

Now go out and have some fun!

Remember: Who the fuck cares what she thinks!
Author:  zekid [ Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:56 pm ]
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well rigit did you try it and does it work but i do get what you or saying i would find it a risky game
Author:  rigit23 [ Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:58 pm ]
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Yes I have tried it numerous times and it has worked well.

Like I said, it's good to do when escalating and creating sexual tension.

I was once talking to a girl with her friend and her friend made a joke about a small penis. I said something along the lines of "Psh, Everyone things big penis's are great. My 2 inches will be the best 4.8 seconds of your life!"

They both laughed. Her friend (not my target) would keep referencing my "supposedly" small penis all night and I would shoot her down but making it sound worse.

I knew I was in with my target when she turned to me and said "I know what you're doing! And it's working!"

f-closed her that night.

Another girl told me "You clearly don't have a small penis. A guy with a small penis would never talk like that about it!"
Author:  Mack 2.0 [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 4:06 am ]
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thanks man, this is brilliant.

i laughed out loud when you said "tone and delivery are very important, you wouldn't want them to think you are being serious".

don't get me wrong, i get what you are saying, it's just the thought of somebody botching that line and coming off as genuinely expressing a case of micro-phallus was a hilarious thought! :D
Author:  zekid [ Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:46 pm ]
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ya mack :) tone and delivery are very important but i think it is more for mpua to use as ye can read girls and be as confident and as good at the game as ye or il try it sometime when im in your league
Author:  BoomPow [ Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:08 am ]
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i seriously have got to try that opener. lol!
Author:  rigit23 [ Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:20 am ]
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Quote:
thanks man, this is brilliant.

i laughed out loud when you said "tone and delivery are very important, you wouldn't want them to think you are being serious".

don't get me wrong, i get what you are saying, it's just the thought of somebody botching that line and coming off as genuinely expressing a case of micro-phallus was a hilarious thought! :D
LOL I honestly kinda want to see someone purposely botch it just for laughs!

Definitely give it a try!
Author:  Risky Kid [ Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:56 am ]
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I have used this idea many times.

I don't give a size in inches just the tell them something like "... o ya I got a tiny penis..." but say it in a brushing off no big deal tone. But then I usually slip to the girl, like a secret, ".. you always wanna lower expectations, that way its always a pleasant surprise." Isolated interaction.

I will say it works on a couple levels getting the girl to think about sex with you and also interject some humor the environment.
Author:  fatochre [ Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:16 am ]
Post subject:  me too
i do the same thing, especially with my current fb. i told her i was bad in bed and that i had learned to develop my other skills instead. she totally went for the other skills before we actually did it. i think since i threw her off the actual penetration part she thinks the whole thing is awesome. thing is I used to be bad in bed but when i met her i suddenly got great and she comes balls!!!!!

i agree with you man, throw them off the target.
Author:  biggus [ Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:18 pm ]
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Reverse incongruence is always fun! What you do is make a negative statement which is totally incongruent to your body language, it's something we are all good at doing but your reversing it!

A great one to say as an example is "Im not very good with women" meanwhile smirking and giving off alarm bells too her.

What I think this does is gives her a very strong perception of who you are based off HER decision on you and not what you say you are (ie the opposite). It puts her into a playful mood because she thinks your fibbing in a fun way and also telling her that your a bit of a ladies man, so everything you do or say to her is then looked at from that angle and that she must watch out for you getting into her pants, which is handy that she is therefore thinking about you getting into her pants :P

@Fatochre - I have done this before as well can confirm the same kinda response. Although I said roughly "Im not very good in bed but thats because I spend most of my time licking the bottom of pringles tins".
Author:  rigit23 [ Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:34 pm ]
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I just F-closed another girl using this.

I'm telling you guys, it's golden. I've learned to escalate very quickly using it and it works very well. After I dropped the "Stop that, I'm a virgin :)" She fucking went nuts.

Great Lay. Hot too! :)
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