Hi guys, i've listed few of my favourite negs and would like some feedback on them.
The blonde neg
midgame neg
*HB says something stupid*
Version 1
AgentBlondie: ..and i thought i was the blonde here
Version 2
AgentBlondie: dont say that, that makes you sound like a stupid blonde, im the blonde one here
(both versions said with a playfully smile and kino, worked like a charm everytime but will make you look like a complete idiot if you're not a blonde or she is)
The princess neg
midgame neg, mostly used 2-3 min in a conversation.
HB: im so hot bla bla everybody wants me bla bla
AgentBlondie: hmm i you look like a cute and shy princess to me though
HB: surprised or "but im not"
AgentBlondie: you really do, im surprised you're talking to a stranger
HB: still surprised but mostly playing the game now. This is where she usually goes "im not a shy princess, you would be surprised"
Version 1
AgentBlondie: whatever you say princess (give her a wink and turn your back and walk away, she will feel the need to prove she's not that shy princess so just give it a few moments before she kinos you.. 70-80% succes rate)
version 2 (takes some balls, only use this if you know she's still playing the game)
AgentBlondie: oh please, i'd eat you alive princess.. (this got to a kiss close, number close and later that night, a fuck close.. still testing this out though)
Change the subject neg
midgame neg
*HB starts to talk about the weather or some or completely boring shite*
AgentBlondie: "Oh so you're that type of girl that wants to talk about (insert boring conversation subject here), i thought you looked like a girl that had more original stuff to talk about (fucking wink after this one and give her that smile.. yearh, that smile)
The van neg (takes some balls to do this one)
midgame neg but can be used as opener
AgentBlondie: i'd ask you out in my van for some candy but i forgot my drivers license and i dont think you're old enough to drive.
tested 5-6 times, number close on 3.
The drink neg
great opener
AgentBlondie: thank god you're a girl, if you were a guy, that drink would make you look pretty gay
The point game
midgame
A little game i like to play when in a conversation.
*HB says something that she likes, like potatoes (i know, so random but you get the point)
AgentBlondie: aah, i like potatoes, you got a point for that
*HB tells you she fucking loooooove Lady Gaga and omg omg omg her clothes*
AgentBlondie: Lady Gaga fan, minus 1 point
Kino every 2-3 plus point
keep playing like this and eventually she will try to get those plus points.
you can get a number close in this game if you play it right.. When she earned a few plus points, tell her you might want to exchange numbers when she reaches 10 points or something (i rarely give out my number but this is a great way to exchange numbers)
Sadpanda neg
:'(midgame
*HB would say something like "i hate this weather, it's so cold" or "i have a bad hairday"*
AgentBlondie: "aaaaaaaaaw poor little thing
(like you were talking to a baby) do you want a hug?"HB: "yes
"