ill add some of those... along with some for fuck off.
Oh and i made the SPAM one
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Nvm, i cant edit anymore
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| Author: | Gh0st16 [ Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | How to not get shot down by a woman (bfds, etc) |
Well, i figure the main reason some of you don't talk to women is that you are afraid you are going to be shot down and embarrassed. So im going to write this so you can have some responses lined up for any event. But let me say, that you should think for yourself. These are if your mind goes blank so you don't look like a deer in headlights and get shot embarrassed by a woman. Starting with the most common... HB: I have a boyfriend You: Wow, we really are connected. I just met you and your already telling me your problems. I'm here for you... Keep going. (Tilt head and look empathetic) You: Cool, he can buy the first round. You: That’s OK, I’m not the jealous type. You: That wasn't what i asked. You: Me too! Lets compare. You: Then we'll be discrete. (Mystery) You: Want another? You: So does my girlfriend. You: Are you allowed to talk to other men without his permission? (Multi-liner) You: Hey, my dog can juggle. Her: What? You: Oh, i thought we were talking about shit that didn't matter. Second is... HB: What do you do? You: I'm a disposable lighter salesman. You: Well... I'm not trying to impress you or anything... but... i'm SPAM. You: Nothing. I quit drugs years ago. You: The real question is... What don't i do. You: White slave trade. You: I play Russian roulet with blanks. Third is... Aren't you a player? You: No. My ex keeps spreading that rumor about me. She was the one who cheated on me though... You: Nope. And you just lost 5 cool points for even thinking that. You: Nah, Im the coach You: No, i haven't played football in over a year. You: Yes, i'm a professional scrabble player You: Why? Are you attracted to that kind of guy? Fourth is... HB: Your weird. You: I never claimed to be like other guys. You: Define normal? You: You too... Its cute, but to normal. Everyone is different, therefor everyone is weird. You: And your the same as everyone else? Look your cute and all, but beauty isn't everything... and you seem kind of boring. You: I'm limited edition! (Florg) Fifth is... HB: Your a jerk! You: I'm sorry. I'm just really stressed out from my aunt dying. Im sorry for taking it out on you. You: It was just a joke... You: I'm sorry, i went on a trip to Chicago(or any other mean city) and i haven't quite got out of their social patterns. forgive me. You: Stop yelling at me for being honest! Girls always say they want an honest guy, then when i try to be one... you yell at me. Girls are so full of it! (Walk off) Sixth is... HB: Fuck you. You: Please do. You: At least buy me dinner first. You: Actually, I'm good for now. But i can call you later if you want. You: Is that all you wanted from me? Wow. I don't even wanna see your face anymore. (Leave) If you have anymore comebacks, or stuff you want to learn to come back to i can add, please post them in a comment. Thank you for your support, All feedback is appreciated. -J |
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| Author: | s3aSon3d [ Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:45 pm ] |
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Great shit |
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| Author: | Gh0st16 [ Sat Nov 06, 2010 10:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Why thank you |
Thank you! Your feedback is appreciated! |
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| Author: | Florg [ Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:19 am ] |
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One i saw before that i loved. HB: You're weird. PUA: I'm limited edition! |
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| Author: | Gh0st16 [ Sun Nov 07, 2010 1:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | thanks |
Hahah. decent... i added that |
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| Author: | shermo-nlp-adept [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:56 pm ] |
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absolutley brilliant (faviourite = SPAM one) soo using it and i got a couple too hb: fuck you you: you wish you: i dont think you can afford me, alternativley use cost you mind (negs her at the same time) you: keep dreaming you: what, right now? hb: fuck off you: with whom? with you? nah im fine thanks you: sex and travel hb: ??? you: haha i'll tell you later (walk off) ______________________________ n.l.p.u.a |
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| Author: | Gh0st16 [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | haha |
ill add some of those... along with some for fuck off. Oh and i made the SPAM one ___________ Nvm, i cant edit anymore |
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| Author: | Gifted1ne [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:11 am ] |
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I have said this to girls who I was playing Drinking games with when they were losing. HB: Fuck Me! Me: Not yet, Maybe Later HB: Fuck Me! Me: Haven't I already |
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| Author: | Gh0st16 [ Thu Nov 11, 2010 7:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | thanks! |
hahaha. thanks, if you get anymore, be sure to post it back on here! |
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| Author: | themanwithaplan69 [ Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:53 pm ] |
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HB: FUCK YOU You: Not ever on your birthday (OR) you wish (or) *pat her on the shoulder* we all have fantasies |
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| Author: | Gh0st16 [ Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | hahaha |
"We all have fantasies" lmao |
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| Author: | derlinke [ Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:34 pm ] |
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very good! |
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| Author: | Ay-Jay [ Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How to not get shot down by a woman (bfds, etc) |
Quote:
Aren't you a player?
You: No. My ex keeps spreading that rumor about me. She was the one who cheated on me though... -J Isn't that a DLV? |
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| Author: | shawnmichaels [ Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:23 am ] |
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Really good gear. Thanks man. |
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| Author: | RVAIS [ Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:45 am ] |
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Most important thing Walk away Paul Janka technique. Pick up is a #'s game if you the interaction isn't going anywhere bale mid sentence even dont waste your time! |
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