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Author:  shredordie [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:42 pm ]
Post subject:  good funny text?

Known this girl for a while and we have a great dynamic, but for whatever reason things haven't happened. She knows that I like her though and we generally have a good time busting eachother's balls.

Was out with her and a group of people last night and she playfully bit me on my shoulder, and I was going to incorporate that into a text, but I overthink EVERYTHING. So here's what I'm going to send, or the gist of it anyway:

Bite marks ALL OVER my shoulder today. How do you expect me to explain this to the GF???

Good text? The thing that I'm not sure about is mentioning the GF thing, because she knows I'm single and have a thing for her...

Thanks in advance for helping someone new.

Author:  Little Panda [ Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: good funny text?

Quote:
Bite marks ALL OVER my shoulder today. How do you expect me to explain this to the GF???
I'm not sure if she will understand if you're serious or not. Make sure she gets it's a JOKE.

I would change it slightly:Omg I got bite marks all over my shoulder! What are my 9 girlfriends say about this :(

Author:  SRVisGod24 [ Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:19 am ]
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Yeah, definitely throw some humor in there. Cause your text is a little too serious

Author:  ivan✯ [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:53 pm ]
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you could also do some sort of vampire joke....OMG im turning into a vamp, use your creativity. then again if you waited to long she may not remember biting you....

Author:  Squeeze [ Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:33 pm ]
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It works, but I would suggest turning it into, "How do you expect me to explain this to the wife?" As she knows you're definitely not married.

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