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I wanted to be an astronaut when I was 10
When you were 10, what did you want to be? Well I wanted to be an astronaut. I even had this great way of training. I had a globe in my room and I would spin it and then quickly climb up onto my bunk bed and lean over like this and pretend I was floating around the Earth. (Pause) When my sister would come in the door she would be the space alien. (Zap Zap) Hey you want to be my space alien? My sister doesn’t like playing it anymore.
When I was Young - (Alternative to above)
You know what I wanted to be when I was young? A spaceman. I blame that 90's pop tune. You know the one...yeah don't start singing it, little munchkins like you should be seen but not heard
I digress, so i made a spaceship out of cardboard boxes and shit...you know what happened? what? well, my a-levels started..so i had to get rid of my spaceman kit.My Little sister wanted to be a pop star
My little sister wanted to be a pop star, she even got my parents to buy her this mirror, with all lights round it - you know the type?" yeh...thats so awesome! "no it really wasnt. one of the lightbulbs gave her an electric shock and she died." omg really.. "no...I made it up. I...cannot..believe you fell for it!
i'm calling you knucklehead from here on out!"So i was walking through town
So earlier today I was walking through town…I see this tramp sitting down so I thought I’d do my good deed for the day. I tossed him a quid.
Now before you judge me it was a complete accident, OK? But the quid hit him square on in the head. But he should have still been grateful for loose change right? No. He stood up and started calling me a hooligan and waving an empty vodka bottle at me!
I wish I’d kept my quid now. Even his dog started barking at me!
Anyway, you guys look pretty tough. So I reckon we should go back down there and sort him out. I’ll shout abuse, and you can hit him with your handbags.