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Author:  teacherofmen [ Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:35 pm ]
Post subject:  balloon animals at the bar

Yes, I'm serious, I took and made balloon animals with me to the bar, and will be doing this again.

No I am not a clown, I'm a regular guy who happened to learn how to ride a unicycle, juggle and make balloon animals. I never went to clown college, my uncle just showed me when I was growing up. (google if you want to learn, there's a lot of good sites)

So I was sittin with my buddys (AFCs) I told them to check this out.

walked up and started talkin to the 4 set right behind us.

Are you girls adventurous?
yeah
well I have a challenge for you then.
who ever can blow up this balloon, ill buy them a drink.
if I blow it up though, you have to buy me a drink, you'll even get a sweet balloon
animal out of the deal so its not a complete loss.

they all tried, no one could do it, they were getting close so i took it from them, blew it up and made a dog.

I would have never done this b4 I started reading this site, but it worked, they were all into me we had fun.

after I returned to my friends a chick came up to me askin to make her somethin for her wrist to wear, I ended up popping the last two balloons while trying to do it, next time I will deff take more with me.

I ran into some people I knew outside, and when we came back in, I showed my friends wife the dog I made, she wanted one, I didn't have one, so I told her just to take the one sitting at their table, they weren't taking care if him.

After she took it, I did end up returning it back to the girls, and told them, they needed to take better care of him, walk him, feed him, and pet him daily. she put it in her purse.

it was a fun night, but I wish I took more with me.

I can make a monkey sitting in a heart holding a flower, but that chick better be fckn hot to get 3 balloons. Most of em just get a bitch dog.

Author:  Jaybot [ Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:38 am ]
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Don't become a performing monkey and never give anything away for free or you will end up a monkey sitting in a corner holding a balloon flower. Harsh but did it build any attraction to you? or did they just want something? did they stick around after they got their dog?

Author:  teacherofmen [ Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:26 pm ]
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hahaha, performing monkey.

i approached them, they seemed really into me, they were having fun. besides i told them they had to buy me a drink if i blew it up and they couldn't. once i blew it up i asked them if it was BIG enough. after talkin to them for a while, i excused my self. and one of em came up to me later.

the waitress wanted one, i told her they were not free, and she offered to bring the next drink free, but the balloon popped on me (last 2).

there were a few other girls that came up askin for somethin, but i was all out, otherwise id say they were not for free.

besides i can always pull a story about how i was makin one for this kid or some bull shit, they eat that stuff up. actually did make a few that day at the baseball game.


This prob isnt the easiest thing to do/learn, but im just sayin how it worked for me, its a thing from childhood and i went out and had fun with it, what its all about. Do I take them with me every time i go out? no, i am not a clown. but once and a while i clown around.

Author:  Jaybot [ Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:40 am ]
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cool cool just checking this wasn't gonna be your thing or something

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