Allright guyz here are my recent negs; hope you like'm
- You have a buggar on your nosy. Oh wait maybe not, did you just finished eating somewhere? I think it's a bacon bit
. or " Don't worry only a couple of people seen it. It was funny to see the look on that guy's face though ".- Say it don't spray it. *Rub your eyes*
- What should a girl REALLY say if she spat on a guy's face?
Her: euhmm,.. I don't know.
Rub you face: I would apologize...
- She hits you. "Hey easy on the merchandise. I may be full of love but I'm not a fucken pinata."
- Is that a gray hair?
(I didn't try this one cuz I don't smoke, but I've seen it in Everybody Loves Raymond.)
- Light a cigarette in the house or somewhere it might be innapropriate: Than a girl looks at you and says something like "Hey!!!?" Then you look at her and say " OMG I'm so sorry where are my manners! Would you LIKE one?"
- "Omg where's her mute button!"
or
You can start by pretending to use a fake remote in your hand, then when she asks what you're doing, tell her you're just trying to find the mute button. Next routine ASAP.
- Wow when was the lst time SHE smiled?" Next Routine.
Poke her nose playfully and say " Smile Button! =)". If she doesn't, say something like "Wow you don't get around much do you?" Next routine.
- "OMG what is it with you girls and those big mosquito glasses?! All the girls are wearing them! Are you in a secret clan or something?
