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| Author: | CatTrap [ Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | "So what do you do?" |
I love it when girls ask this question. There are so many great answers. My favorite is, "I sell dogfood to cats" What do you think? |
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| Author: | jose di maria [ Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:10 pm ] |
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cigarette lighter repairman - from style i think tissue box designer - me |
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| Author: | vandal66 [ Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:15 am ] |
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male exhibitionist lol |
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| Author: | Drakelet [ Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:58 pm ] |
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* The guy who drills holes in Swiss cheese. * Disposable cigarette lighter repairman. * Dolphin shaver – “THERE IS NO SUCH THING” – Well have you ever seen a hairy dolphin? * Professional kissing instructor... But don’t get any ideas, I don't do free sessions. * I test various erectile dysfunction drugs. It has it's ups and downs. * "I'm a traffic light repair man...It's pretty cool, actually. I drive around with a portable machine and I can change the colors on each light. So next time your late for work, give me a call and I'll hook you up!" * "I pack parachutes for skydivers. You should come check it out...By the way, how much do you trust me?" * "I'm in a rock band. As a matter of fact, we're looking for drummer and you look like you just might fit the part. I'll go ahead and put you on the list for auditions next week." |
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| Author: | Azasn [ Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | I love you all. |
Great answers each one. I will use them all in-field with the reverance they deserve. Thanx bros. |
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| Author: | daggaz [ Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:58 pm ] |
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Im a rockstar. Im a bank robber -or- I hold up liquor stores and 7-11's. I paint the subtitles onto movie films. I'm a shoe model, I have really beautiful feet. I design those little symbols on the butts of my-little-ponies. (great lead up to the my-little-pony routine) I'm a door-to-door mattress tag inspector. You haven't ripped your tags off, have you? *squint at her* I'd hate to have to turn you in.. really these just get easier and easier the more you try them out. I recommend trying several new ones every night you are out, as it is SUCH a common and boring question, and quirky zany answers almost always give a better response. |
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