Hi,
Just thought of a DHV story, not tested yet. Here goes.
"So i was in a club last week with two gorgeous girls(a blonde and a brunette), and i do i mean really gorgeous. We were talking about the free stuff they get from guys because of their looks. So the brunette got up talked to a guy for line 1 minute and came back. The guy followed her with a free drink. The blonde walked to another guy talked for about 2 minutes, tehn came back. "Just wait, she tells me". The guy appears with a drink, FOR ME! I was stunned, and as soon as the guy left, we all started laughing"
At the end of the night, as i'm getting out of the club with the blonde to get a quick meal at a nearby place, the guy was waiting outside, mumbling something about stealing his girl or something. My girl was really scared, so i took her hand, told her to relax, i'll take care of this, she just have to hold me close and smile. So she did it. As we approached the guy i've told him that we're married and it was out 6 months anniversary. His face changed and actually apologized
So i've learned a lesson from this: "never accept a drink from a girl unless she deserve it(you can use this later as some kind of a reward for your target haha)"
This is the rough version, can be polished a little.
What do you guys think?