This would be absolutely great with a female wing, who plays the stalker. Otherwise, without some girl who is actually staring at you the whole time, you are going to come off as full of shit or somebody who exaggerates waaaay too much in their head the signals other girls are sending. Neither one is too good for building value, tho you can go cocky funny with the full of BS part and save the situation if she is attracted to you.
Edit* Man I totally love donkey shit, too. Some day I will meet a girl who keeps randomnly spitting that line back at me as a response, and then we can fulfill my depraved donkey shit sex fetishes. Someday..
