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Author:  Grape [ Tue May 27, 2008 2:08 am ]
Post subject:  As I Sit On My Toilet

Taking a nice shit. I flip open my TIME magazine and bluntly stare at a universal remote control ad.

All of the sudden, I burst out poop and pee and I start laughing really hard.

Because I just came up with a sweeeet new neg.

"Yeah, do you come with a mute button?"

Author:  MattJacks [ Tue May 27, 2008 2:18 pm ]
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i like the neg but man the details of how it came around :shock:

Author:  leftytheking [ Tue May 27, 2008 3:36 pm ]
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Disgusting. But funny.

And, the neg is pretty good, too.

Author:  Stetson [ Tue May 27, 2008 4:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: As I Sit On My Toilet

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All of the sudden, I burst out poop and pee and I start laughing really hard.

Because I just came up with a sweeeet new neg.
I hope you don't do that out in the field.. It might end up badly ;) Anyway, sweet neg man :D

Author:  Revision [ Wed May 28, 2008 3:35 am ]
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That neg is too original, my neg in a2 is when I do my DHV story and she asks a question during it, I interupt her and say "...are you done yet?" in a playful way, you get the typical simple hand kino against the shoulder.

Author:  Grape [ Wed May 28, 2008 7:52 pm ]
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Haha thanks guys. Remember, it's 75% delivery 25% words.

Author:  aussie_bloke_1986 [ Thu May 29, 2008 7:13 am ]
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Not bad :lol: it could be used in a situation when needed ;) ill give it ago sometime 8)

Author:  Reverie [ Thu May 29, 2008 11:43 am ]
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This would probably work best if you turn to her girlfriend and say it about your target.

This has a lot of similarities to Mystery's "Where's her off button?"

Author:  venenĂ  [ Fri May 30, 2008 12:27 pm ]
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This would probably work best if you turn to her girlfriend and say it about your target.

This has a lot of similarities to Mystery's "Where's her off button?"
yepp, almost the same

Author:  The Visionist [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:09 pm ]
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And if a girl is quiet and shy, you can joke about "turning up her volume control"

Author:  Trey Burnside [ Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:39 pm ]
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Use a car alarm remote as if it were the TV remote control, and try to control her volume this way :P

Author:  svenska [ Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:37 am ]
Post subject:  Serious Neg

I suppose if you shared the whole story with a girl, that would be a good neg - e.g., I was thinking of you the other day... while taking a shit... and wondering whether you came with a mute button.

Author:  Stetson [ Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serious Neg

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I suppose if you shared the whole story with a girl, that would be a good neg - e.g., I was thinking of you the other day... while taking a shit... and wondering whether you came with a mute button.
LOL! No way man! :lol:

It would come off as really weird.

Author:  svenska [ Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:08 pm ]
Post subject:  haha

haha, no shit.

Author:  nevermind [ Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:13 pm ]
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cool neg too much info

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