So here's the deal, I returned from my away message which said "Volleyball tryouts 7 to 1" and this girl decided to ask me about it since she had read my away. Now I have already built a small friendship with this girl but I have always kept it open ended so if anything were going to happen between us it could.
She is a HB9 and please note that I am 16 years old and in highschool so thats the kind of conversation you can expect. It starts slow but builds up.
Her: how were tryouts?
SplaTxP: pretty intense
SplaTxP: lol
Her: lol
SplaTxP: 6 hours straight
Her: HOLY SHIT
Her: so when youre a sophmore and you get on the team its either your on the jv or v team?
SplaTxP: yeah if your a sophmore
SplaTxP: u make jv
SplaTxP: or maybe varsity
SplaTxP: prolly only pat or kreiser will make varsity though
Her: pat haha
Her: hes a beast
Her: he will probably for sure make varisity
Her: if he doesnt than idk who will lol
SplaTxP: yeah
Her: how did you do?
SplaTxP: i did good i think
SplaTxP: even though we have these weird asss stats shit
SplaTxP: and if ur little group is bad
SplaTxP: ur gunna get bad stats
SplaTxP: but i did good
Her: well thats good
Her: yeah you were really good last year so im sure that youll be fine this year
Her: did anyone suck really badly lmao
SplaTxP: not really
SplaTxP: lol
SplaTxP: the guys who will suck
SplaTxP: didnt have their forms
SplaTxP: greg sucked
SplaTxP: tj did alright...
Her: greg yeah he wasnt so hot last year either
SplaTxP: i was hot
Her: he works at mcdonalds
SplaTxP: like lava
Her: hahaha
Her: oh yes
SplaTxP: im glad you noticed
Her: hahaha
Her: :}
Her: when do you know who made it and who didnt?
SplaTxP: i think thursday
SplaTxP: i dont even wanna makeit
SplaTxP: my dad is making me tryout
Her: youre good! <-- As you can see I'm not letting these friendly compliments affect me quite yet, I am just waiting for my chance to strike
Her: why not?!
SplaTxP: i dont think im good
Her: i mean youre not better than me but youre pretty good lol
SplaTxP: ohhh right....
SplaTxP: lol
Her: lol just keeeedinnn
Her: but i thought you were good last year
SplaTxP: i shoulda been starting for A though
SplaTxP: but in the beginning of the season
SplaTxP: i had 0 volleyball experience
SplaTxP: i just randomly triedo ut
Her: lol
Her: well for no experience
Her: you got lucky
SplaTxP: Okkkk
SplaTxP: lol
SplaTxP: i was just to good looking <--- Blatant sarcasm that works like a charm
SplaTxP: for coach to not let me on team
Her: hahaha
Her: ohhh yeahh matt lmfao
Her: dont flatter yourself there
Her: ;]
SplaTxP: I know i got you all hot and bothered during the games secretly
SplaTxP:
Her: oh yes haha
Her: i was looking at you secretley every game
SplaTxP: i knew it
SplaTxP:
Her: duhh
Her: .. NOTTTTTTTT
Her: PHSYCE!
SplaTxP: thats mean
SplaTxP: I secretely would try extra hard
SplaTxP: when I knew you were in the stands
SplaTxP:
Her: awhh
Her: haha
SplaTxP: that hurts
Her: that hurts?
SplaTxP: yeah
Her: lol
Her: what hurts?
Her: well i would secretly look at you in the corner of my eye
Her: lol
SplaTxP: That;s good.....
SplaTxP: BUT IT AINT ENOUGH !!!!
SplaTxP: lool
Her: okay
Her: I WOULD TOUCH MYSELF WHEN I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE COURT
Her: lol
Her: that good?
SplaTxP: yeah, thats good.
Her: lol
Her: =]
Her: so how as your weekend?
SplaTxP: i was pretty much grounded
SplaTxP: cause i had bad parent teacher conferences
Her: whyyy?
Her: ohhhh
Her: :[
SplaTxP: yeah
Her: well what did they say?
SplaTxP: They all said They liek me a lot
SplaTxP: i participate alot
SplaTxP: im respectful
SplaTxP: but
SplaTxP: they think I could be trying harder and pulling a's in every class
SplaTxP: they said im too "non-chalant" about my grades
SplaTxP: w/ee
Her: lol
SplaTxP: Val and I have been talking a lot lately <-- Jelousy my boys, gotta love it. Me and this girl had a thing together and she knows it.
Her: thats good <-- Haha yeah, I can already sense her jelousy
Her: is she still with her boyfriend? <--- tada, wonder why she asked that one?
SplaTxP: nope
SplaTxP: She imed me like a day after she broke up with him
Her: woww
Her: isnt that funny
Her: shes like
SplaTxP: shes like...
Her: I WANT YOU
Her: IN MY PANTS <--- Tell's me what she is truly thinking through sarcasm
SplaTxP: I dont know
SplaTxP: i hung out with her a little Saturday night
SplaTxP: but she peaced early
SplaTxP: actually
SplaTxP: you might be right sorta
Her: yeah
Her: well idk
Her: it issssssssssss VAL <--- negging my other girl
SplaTxP: I wont ever consider her for a relationship though
SplaTxP: ever
Her: yeah yeah
Her: suuureeee
SplaTxP: idk, i hope i dont do something ill regret
Her: :[
Her: i hope you dont either <-- Aww, she doesn't want me fucking someone else
SplaTxP: I need to find a new person soon thats all
SplaTxP: to preoccupy me
Her: yeahhh
Her: idk
Her: fucking
Her: gay
SplaTxP: fucking gay?
SplaTxP: por que
Her: idkk
Her: just crazy shit has happend with me lately
Her: and it sucks because i have noone to talk to about it because i cant trust anyone or the person uses it against me
SplaTxP: :O
SplaTxP: im good at keeping htings on the down low
SplaTxP: i know somethin bout val that no1 esle noes
SplaTxP: not even her parents
SplaTxP: or friends
Her: can i tell you on the phone laydur 2nite? <-- ding ding ding
SplaTxP: I'm sure
SplaTxP: but idk what timeskiii
Her: idk i know you're really busy so when can you schdeule me in? <-- haha, acknowledging im a busy man tehe
SplaTxP: how late are you willing to stay up
SplaTxP: first of all
Her: how late would you like me to stay up? <-- hands over the control
SplaTxP: Ahh, now I have all the control
SplaTxP:
Her: haha
Her: yes yes
SplaTxP: i think 10 sounds pretty decent to me
Her: 10
Her: pshhhhhhtttttt
Her: alright
Her: well 10 it is than
SplaTxP: I mean, it doesnt have to be a longggg convo
SplaTxP: ill get on
SplaTxP: hear u out
SplaTxP: then leave so u can go to sleep
Her: youll get it on <--- sex talk from her does not stop from this point on.
Her: uhh ohh
Her:
SplaTxP: so sexual
SplaTxP: would you like me to get it on?
Her: hahaha
Her: do i even wanna answer that lol
SplaTxP: i think you should
Her: should i? lol
SplaTxP: You should want to get it on with me <--- Lines like this should only be used after you have gotten the girl to a certain point where it can be acceptable.
Her: hahaha
Her: thats for me to know and you not to lol
SplaTxP: I know anyway
SplaTxP: I don't need your confirmation <-- Damn, I chuckled a bit when i shut her down like that.
SplaTxP:
Her: ohhh reallyyy
Her: well look at youuu
Her: god i love talking to you
Her: i dont think our conversations get old
Her: everyone else its like .. yeahh.. soo.. anyways
Her: but when i talk to you we always end up getting sexual in some sort of way hahaha
SplaTxP: Its called sexual tension
SplaTxP: and you love it
SplaTxP:
Her: lol
Her: yes
Her: whenever i see myself its hard not to either touch you or myself
SplaTxP: lol, that made very little sence
SplaTxP: but it sounded hot <-- From here on its all about sex.
Her: lol
Her: hahaha
Her: matt i love you lol
Her: lets get married
SplaTxP: woah
SplaTxP: slow down there
SplaTxP: take it easyyy
SplaTxP: one step at a time
SplaTxP: Step 1) Sexy time
Her: hahah
Her: step 2) more sexy time
Her: and than same thing for about step 2-8
SplaTxP: Sounds good
Her: and than 9)go to vegas
Her: 10)rent a hotel
Her: 11)more sexy time
Her: 12) than get married
Her: hahahaha
SplaTxP: I think that will work out
Her: sounds great
Her: so when does this plan come into effect?
SplaTxP: Now.
Her: oh baby
Her: you speedy
SplaTxP: Well, its not going to happen NOW NOW
SplaTxP: but it has begun
SplaTxP:
Her: HAS?
Her: OHHHH
Her: so it already started well when i wasnt quit sure on that
SplaTxP: nooo
SplaTxP: you misunderstand me
SplaTxP: loool
Her: hmhmhm
Her: no no
Her: i know whatchu ment
Her: your secret passion of loving me has come out
Her: YOU CANT HIDE IT ANYMORE MATTHEW ! <-- Tries to regain some control but i follow up by sarcasm and bringing up things she said earlier in the convo.
SplaTxP: yeah...thats exactly it....
SplaTxP:
SplaTxP: But
Her: butt...?
SplaTxP: euro xx chick: matt i love you lol <-- copy and pasted it
Her: lets get married
SplaTxP: that speaks for itself
Her: haha
SplaTxP: I think its the other way around miss sabrina
Her: alright well im sorry you had to find out this way
Her: I LOVE YOU
Her: physceeeeeee
SplaTxP: i got all i need right here
SplaTxP: euro xx chick: matt i love you lol <-- copy and pasted again.
Her: lets get married
Her: hahahahahaah
SplaTxP: We should get one of those sexual bed covers
SplaTxP: with all the dif positions
SplaTxP: and u throw a bean bag and whichever position it lands on
SplaTxP: you gotta do
SplaTxP: that would be hot
SplaTxP:
Her: hahahaah
Her: matt
Her: whao there seems like you already know these things
Her: and all i got is right here
Her: SplaTxP: would you like me to get it on? <-- trying feebly to retaliate.
SplaTxP: a question ?
SplaTxP: thats all you got on me
SplaTxP: hahaha i laugh at you
SplaTxP:
Her: fuck you
SplaTxP: i know, you will soon <-- god I love having the powerrr
SplaTxP:
Her: SplaTxP: I secretely would try extra hard <-- another attempt to retalliate and regain control.
SplaTxP: when I knew you were in the stands
Her: fucker
Her: you neve say anything
SplaTxP: so, thats just natural
SplaTxP: a guy trying to impress females
SplaTxP: its in our genetics
SplaTxP: thats how we mated like 50,000 years ago
Her: you know the exact date
SplaTxP: I happen to be a well rounded person
SplaTxP: and yes, i do watch the discovery channel
SplaTxP:
Her: hahaha
Her: imagine if there was a discovery channel for humans
Her: wait nvm thats called porn
SplaTxP: your a little nasty girl arent you
Her: with you i will be <--- Cha Chinggg !
Her: =]
SplaTxP: I like the sound of that
SplaTxP:
Her: mhmh i like the sound of you on my bed tonight <--- Don't stoppp
SplaTxP: Me dos
SplaTxP: excepttttt, thre is schoolio tommorow <-- she can't have me thatttt easily
Her: ahhh shitttskii
Her: its okay
Her: it can be a quickie <-- Tries to come up with another way
SplaTxP: Well, I think your entire house will wake up from your moans. <-- lmao
Her: ohhhhhhhh
Her: whaoo there
Her: whaooo !
Her: you're quite the talker of sex
SplaTxP: excuse you?
SplaTxP: I am just telling you facts little missy
SplaTxP: i think you should re-read your last statement
SplaTxP: then re-read what you have said
SplaTxP:
Her: hahaha
Her: it could be a quickie
Her: lol
Her: well i think its the end of the road because i have to go read the catcher in the rye
SplaTxP: Yes, you go do that
euro xx chick: i will
euro xx chick: but i am expecting a call tonight
SplaTxP: If your a good girl you might just get one
I really had fun with this convo and I think I'm going to stick with the way i ran this one for later use. I think the jelousy card really worked wonders. I hope this can help guide some people in online gaming though, which is why I am posting it in the first place. Advice and criticism is more than welcome guys.
