These 2 routines would have to be my favourite routines ever. They have been taken from my app that I have mentioned in the signature if anyone wants to know more.
Routine 1: "Keep It Down"
Setting: Bar/Nightclub
Tone: Serious
Approach a group of women from at least 5 metres away. Ask them "To please
keep it down" as they are being a bit loud. Their reaction here is not important, you
are obviously just being funny
Follow Up Response (Stay in character): "Come on guys, not everyone wants to
hear your conversation"
Alternatively, if you make eye contact with a group of people who you are not
physically close to, you can put your finger to your lips implying they stay quiet
while motioning down. Not everyone in the blaring loud nightclub wants to hear
what they are saying….right?
This routine works because it is ridiculous. You have to shout to tell people this
usually, which is where the oxymoron comes into play. It's always a funny and
amusing way to start a conversation. Stay in character and the women will get it. Crumble
and break your character before they are laughing at your own risk.
Routine 2: The Camera Routine
Setting: Bar/Nightclub
Tone: Excited
Walk up to a group of women and get out your camera/phone and motion them to
pose for a photo. Take the photo and then leave promptly while looking shocked/
surprised at how the photo turned out. Be prepared for them to chase you to see
what the photo looked like. But you aren't going to show someone you just met this
photo, are you now?
This routine works because you are implying that the photo is unique. Something is
up with it that you aren't telling them. A photo is a physical record so naturally
people are going to want to know how it looks. But it won't hurt to make these girls
work for it
Hands down for bars/nightclubs these have been the best routines I have used in my 5 years in the Pickup game. The variables being measured being attraction generated and conversion rates (ie. Did I end up getting physical with the woman later on).