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Im new to this forum, and I plan on asking for a lot of advice, so in return for all your kindness, I want to give an example of a good neg routine I came up with (Well i think I have, but probably been used before).
Im from the UK, and a big fashion with girls is this Essex look (a lot of guys say it looks a bit trashy, but lets be honest, it's quite hot). And I suppose the American equivalent would be the Jersey look. Anyway, part of this look is big hair, created with lots of hairspray.
So what I say is 'Hey, I like your hair today, it's a nice colour and well...HUGE! (I always add in a confused/surprised face, like i've just that second noticed for comic effect). But do you realise that global warming is most likely your fault, with all that hairspray? Do you feel bad about that? You've actually doomed us all!'
I've found this usually gets a good laugh, and then can carry on a consversation.
Additionally, accompanying this look is fake tan, so sometimes I like to steal a joke from a comedian (not sure who, Im thinking it might be Lee Mack?) and say it looks like she's used Ronseal. (which is a wood staining product, so those in the US if you dont have it, use equivalent).
So there, thought i'd share that with you, tell me what you think!
this is really good! ronseal is good as they have a well known catch Fraze "does exactly what it says on the tin" Im from the UK, and a big fashion with girls is this Essex look (a lot of guys say it looks a bit trashy, but lets be honest, it's quite hot). And I suppose the American equivalent would be the Jersey look. Anyway, part of this look is big hair, created with lots of hairspray.
So what I say is 'Hey, I like your hair today, it's a nice colour and well...HUGE! (I always add in a confused/surprised face, like i've just that second noticed for comic effect). But do you realise that global warming is most likely your fault, with all that hairspray? Do you feel bad about that? You've actually doomed us all!'
I've found this usually gets a good laugh, and then can carry on a consversation.
Additionally, accompanying this look is fake tan, so sometimes I like to steal a joke from a comedian (not sure who, Im thinking it might be Lee Mack?) and say it looks like she's used Ronseal. (which is a wood staining product, so those in the US if you dont have it, use equivalent).
So there, thought i'd share that with you, tell me what you think!
will deffo use that on the next tanned girl i'm gaming, not so much a neg as cocky funny materiel. still rate it!another one for the fake tan/ Essex girls is act like they have got there tan on you, like "ahh you'v stained my favorite jumper/joke about he leaving brown marks on your bed sheets if you in a sexual or hot frame, sometimes i act like i'm up for getting a spray tan but make it clear that i'm joking.