so, this sounds lame but its funny and the earlier you drop it in the more confident you come off.
pua: are you wearing fake eyelashes?
her: yes! (or) no!
pua:<shocked> what? relay?! close your eyes
she closes her eyes, you peck her on the face... then
pua:<jump back> oit! no! that was cheeky! if you do that again ill get you thrown out! you cant go round kissing guys you don't know yet. any way... im not that easy.
end of routine
this has probably has been posted before as a girl told me her 8 year old little brother told her it and i adapted the blaming her bit but enjoy!
its worked like 10 times now so i decided it was time to shear.