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Author:  v.y.b.e [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:52 pm ]
Post subject:  The Woody Allen K-Close Routine
Woody Allen K-Closing like a BAWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nePSHhfgN-I

Transcribed below:
Quote:

They stop in the middle of the sidewalk. Alvy turns Annie around to face him.

ALVY: Hey, listen, listen.
ANNIE: What?
ALVY: Gimme a kiss.
ANNIE: Really?
ALVY: Yeah, why not, because we're just gonna go home later, right?
ANNIE: Yeah.
ALVY: And-and uh, there's gonna be all that tension. You know, we never kissed before and I'll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we'll kiss now we'll get it over with and then we'll go eat. Okay?
ANNIE: Oh, all right.
ALVY: And we'll digest our food better.
ANNIE: Okay.
ALVY: Okay?
ANNIE: Yeah.

They kiss.

ALVY: So now we can digest our food.

They turn and start walking again.
Woody Allen, despite being incredibly neurotic and strange seems to bag himself plenty of saucy women -
he just seems to say whatever he is thinking. And on a date, both of you are thinking about that kiss.
Just get it over and done with!
What i'm saying here isn't in anyway revolutionary, I just love Woody Allen's technique.

However, don't just think you can do it as soon as you see her. You obviously need to have built up a fair amount of rapport and comfort beforehand, remember she still needs to want to kiss you back.

I worked it into a little routine referencing the film to make it easier as I'm not Woody enough to be able to do it straight as he does. But variations on a theme:
Quote:
Stop her in the street suddenly or whatever
ME: Have you seen the Woody Allen film Annie Hall?
HER: No?
ME: There's this really great scene where he's taking a girl to drinks and suddenly he just stops her in the street and turns to her and says "hey, let's just kiss now and get it out the way so it's not awkward later." So, on that note...
HER: (She can't speak because she is being kissed right now...)
(If she has seen the film then she'll know what to expect when you start telling her about that scene and probably start smiling or something. idk)

I tried the version above today, got my kiss 8) . Though 1 for 1 doesn't exactly count as proof of a science.
Anyways, let me know what you think or if you have similar alternatives.
(Don't mention digesting food though...)

p.s. As this k-close isn't actually necessarily closing, it's during your encounter (although it could be at the end), you can hopefully end the night with an f-close. (I know some people don't value K-closes, i suppose this is just a "K-get-it-out-the-way!")
Author:  Tr@veler [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Woody Allen K-Close Routine
This is great. Woody Allen is great. Thanks for that!
Author:  puaninja [ Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Woody Allen K-Close Routine
Pffft. No offense, but that won't work bro. It's a movie, not real life. It'll more likely go like this:

ALVY: Gimme a kiss.
ANNIE: No.
ALVY: Yeah, why not, because we're just gonna go home later, right?
ANNIE: No. I'm going to the gym after this and I have laundry to do later.

Then the routine comes apart at the seams after that.
Author:  v.y.b.e [ Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Woody Allen K-Close Routine
None taken.
And i certainly don't mean you do it word for word as it would definitely go the way that you mention.
Quote:
because we're just gonna go home later, right?
That's a pretty creepy presumptuous claim!

But a variation on it or something.
Author:  Crypto [ Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Woody Allen K-Close Routine
A little off the point of your post, but need to make a clarification.

A K-close or Kiss Close does not mean it is supposed to happen at the end or close of an interaction. K-close just means you have reached or closed a milestone on your path to success!

I think in the right situation and with the right girl, this routine would be fairly successful! The problem will come up if she rejects you "verbally" it will re-enforce the "no" in her brain which will allow her to more easily reject you in the future because she has already done so. I find that moving close towards a girl without saying anything works best, if she pulls back it is all good because she did not re-enforce the rejection with a verbal response. This will not count as a rejection in her head because their is no re-enforcement and thus you should meet less resistance in the future.

Peace...
Author:  v.y.b.e [ Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Woody Allen K-Close Routine
Quote:
A little off the point of your post, but need to make a clarification.

A K-close or Kiss Close does not mean it is supposed to happen at the end or close of an interaction. K-close just means you have reached or closed a milestone on your path to success!
Ahh I wasn't aware, thanks.
And very good point about the potential verbal "no".
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