Hey guys, I love this forum and have been visiting this site since December 2011 and just recently joined. My Gaming skills are getting better and better (been going out most weekends gaming for about 7 months), with the exception of telling a DHV story and the justification of telling the story.
I have a DHV story that I need you guys to review / improve, which would greatly be appreciated.

Basics of DHV story: I’m a member of some exclusive membership were dress code is evening wear, i.e. bowtie events.
Now that part is genuine, but I want a reason to tell them about this aspect of my life and I want to include a funny thing that happened at this event (as an excuse to say I’m a member). So here it goes:

PUA: "OMG, the last bar we was in, I saw someone from afar had a load of drinks on a tray and out of nowhere tripped up and split everything! He was drenched, the floor was drenched and all of the glasses were smashed. I felt so sorry for the poor chap. I went over and asked if he was ok, but he just went to the Gents quickly as he must have been embarrassed. Anything like that ever happen to you?"
HB: Girl responds.
PUA: "I’ll always remember the time when I was at this posh bowtie event that that’s I’m a member of an organisation that I regularly go to. It’s a really good time, Michelin star food, champagne, the works and no one there is pretentious.
Anyway I digress!
This waitress brought over someone’s food and spilt it all down some woman who was dressed up to the nines." .........


Now this is were I struggle. Can any of you think of a funny climax to this DHV story to round it off nicely getting laughter from the set? Something funny the woman said/did to the waitress, peoples reactions, etc. ?

Appreciate you input.
Thanks.