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Author:  Ezo [ Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:28 am ]
Post subject:  Evil fluffy bunny routine

So this routine is made to prove that she is evil (neg) and make her laugh.
It lead up to a F-close and worked like a charm. Still its a bit long and the delivery needs working on but I myself do not want to change it too much since it is a true story. It does not DHV but it makes her laugh.


Ezo: You have a nice girls looks but a bad girl mannerism (David DeAngelo)
HB: Im not bad/???/whatever she says
Ezo Lets find out, the only way to tell is to run the evil fluffy bunny test!
HB: Hit me/really?/whatever
Ezo: Get this, this is a real story... I´ve got a good friend (Insert girls name here), who was asked to babysit a little fluffy bunny that belong to a family with kids around 10-11 years old.
She goes over to feed the bunny and its just laying in a corner panting (BODYlanguage! Impersonate the bunny!) and she thinks "its sooo lazy", leaves and returns the following day.
The bunny is dead... The kids will be devastated so the least she can do is to hand it over in good shape. She puts it in the freezer and returns the day before they return to unfreeze it.
The bunny defrosts and is completely flat on one side. It is also completely stiff. She decides she has to fluff it up and bend it a bit to make it look cute and natural. Using a hairbrush she starts brushing it but the fur comes off in large chunks and when she bends it, it breaks.
So when the family comes home, they get a rabbit broken in half, flat on one side and partially bald.
HB: Ha ha ha
Ezo: There you go, you are laughing at this horrible scenario, you are evil
HB: Whatever she says
Ezo: Dont try to talk yourself out of this you are evil impersonated, youre trouble, get out of here... push her away, aww come here you little evil girl!

Cheers

Ezo

Author:  JSmooth [ Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:13 pm ]
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Ezo, nice post! I like it and I am definately going to have to use this in the field. Thanks for posting the "Evil Fluffy Bunny" routine.

Author:  Xfiend [ Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:30 pm ]
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maybe i'm misunderstanding this, but i believe the saying is "evil incarnate" not "evil impersonated" - that doesn't really make much sense.


otherwise, this seems like a pretty good routine, good job!

Author:  Ezo [ Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:28 pm ]
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Ah I stand corrected, you see English is my second language not my mothertounge so all my stuff is basically Swedish stuff translated, please have patience. :)

Ezo

Author:  FaNa7iK [ Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:02 pm ]
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loved it:) i think this might even work for me!


keep up the good fight!

+1 point reputation from me.

Author:  smudge [ Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:42 pm ]
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like this one, any one used it in field yet?

Author:  The Wild One [ Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:48 pm ]
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Quote:
like this one, any one used it in field yet?
What he said!

Author:  Ezo [ Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:57 pm ]
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So I have been using this for some time now. Works like a charm. They all start to laugh and if they don´t you just say "look at her she is miling, are you really laughing ... poor bunny!" That makes her laugh!

I have #-closed all sets I have used this in so far!

Love

Ezo

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