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| Author: | Pinkfloyd123 [ Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | What gets you the most Laugh's? |
When I'm doing pickup I want to display to the girl my personality - I think a lot of pickup is based around this - to explain who you are in so little time. And apart of my personality is Humor: So I was interested in what has worked best for some of you guys when it came to demonstrating humor. It could be a pacific routine you know or just a particular line. Post'em up guys! |
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| Author: | Walrus [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:48 pm ] |
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I try and mix cocky funny with a few jokes, thse tend to get more sexually related the more drunk i get but this tends to have the greatest effect! I like to start off with something very obnoxious and probably a bit offensive just so they dont get supprised by any future comments, this is for bar and club game only.. Few I've tried: Me; Wow its my birthday and you havent bought me a drink yet!? HB; Err blah blah its not your birthday blah blah buy me a drink blah blah Me; (slip 'accidentaly' and grab her boob) Oi oi stop putting your boob in ym hand you perv! (procede to touch her innapropriately for the rest of the night) The above works well on girls in clubs in britain, i hold no responsibility for anyone who gets slapped, kicked or arrested attempting this.. I dont mind saying what im thinking with girls so use this one a fair bit and it has sometimes even got me introduced to the girls mates! Again it helps to be half cut by this time and to actually have a large penis (cant comment on the effectiveness of the last but there...) Me; Hey heyyy come here, quick question would you sleep with a guy with a 2 inch penis? HB; (probably looking a tad supprised) Ermmm blah blah If she says no: Me; Dammit, worth a try eh! Well i bit you farewell this has been a completely fruitless endevour ill be on my way (make a bit deal about this being a total waste of time) If yes: Me; in that case... pause... Hi my names walrus, pleased to meet you (shake hand formally) Now, i am a complete perv when im with girls and it works well with the tarts on nights out in wales. Trust me the girls love it, never been whacked by a girl themself although been smacked by a few angry b/fs.. Only attempt this if you are ridiculously confident or so drunk you cant think. Works for me anyway... Forgotten the original question by the OP erm the answer is probably 42 |
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