Made this up myself. Met the girl online and met up with her at a music festival. She's a HB9 but her style bumps her up to a 10. You can use it if you want. I've already built a tiny bit of rapport on the girl before trying it. Funny thing is that this actually happened, I actually did see a dog licking a cow's butt and it reminded me of her. lol
Me: Yo girl. What up how have you been since the roo. U will never guess what happened to me today. Life changing event U GOTTA HEAR IT
HB9: Hey there mister! I've been awesome.. Despite the fact I've been writing papers and studying my tushy off. Finals week for me lol what happened? you won the lottery? Struck gold? Spill right now plz
Me: better. I saw a dog licking a cow's butt! SWEAR TO GOD. Got it on video. It reminded me of u and then i came 2 the realization that waiting another year maybe more to see your beautiful face would be like waiting a thousand lifetimes. Any chance we could expedite the process?
HB9: Hahahaha I'm so glad a dog licking a cows butt reminds you of me :p possibly the best unintentional compliment ever! U better send me the video
u wanna see me again? Even tho I'm a hipster? I'm shocked! July 1st I move back down to the jerz! U must come see my new hizzouse!![/img]