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Author:  slimsta [ Sat Apr 17, 2010 12:11 am ]
Post subject:  i could fuck her, but took to long to get the condom...
at a party, girl was heavily making out with me, i started finger-farking her while making out.. grabbed her ass, and at that point my gun was out i expected she will suck it or something.. but as soon as i remembered that i had a condom in my wallet, and started getting it out of my pocket, she goes "you arent farking me.. im not like that" i said "oh pff... who said you earned it, im just checking that i have money" and she kept on making out with me.. she really went for it like big time. i took the condom out, since my pants where down, i just throw the wallet on the toilet (on top of it not in it lol)
and she checked whats in my hand, and once more said no.. at that point i was like "okay, we should be doing this you're right." and started pulling up my pants. we kept making out and once more my pants fell down (cuz i didnt zip or anything) and at that moment, her friend called to ask where she is.. and she f!@#! told her.. so her friend came, started taking a piss while we are making out and both my girl and her friend are laughing kind of in the background.. well at that point her friend is waiting for her to get out of the toilet > obviously nothing happened except a good finger fark.

what did i do wrong? i mean, i could stick my d1ck right in there but didnt want to without a condom. i mean, she jumped on me, both legs around my hips, and my d1ck is out.. so i could go for it but again..... the condom was in my hand
Author:  anon78910 [ Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:11 pm ]
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your an idiot
Author:  Bastynasterd [ Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:17 pm ]
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lol
Author:  slimsta [ Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:18 pm ]
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your an idiot
lol... yeah im an idiot. now what should have i done?
Author:  Jeremiah [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:22 am ]
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In the bathroom? Idk that wasn't gonna work out from the beginning. Maybe you should have waited to pull out the condom till her panties were on the ground and her legs were spread.
Author:  Mauser [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:53 pm ]
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Yeah dude... wait till she asks if you have one, or she's about to let you stick it in. A surprising number of chicks will let you go bareback, in that case it's up to you, but wait for the last minute.

P.S. lock the damn door.
Author:  slimsta [ Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:49 pm ]
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Yeah dude... wait till she asks if you have one, or she's about to let you stick it in. A surprising number of chicks will let you go bareback, in that case it's up to you, but wait for the last minute.

P.S. lock the damn door.
lock was broken.. her underwear wasnt off, it was there but i moved it to the side well its just move to the side and stick it in lol.
but as i said, i dont know why nothing really happened. i mean she was down but not down wtf is that..
Author:  Intensity [ Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:16 am ]
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Um... F-Closing isn't about sneaking a condom on your Tom Johnson and putting it in as fast as you can. That's borderline rape.

Next time relax, don't get so antsy and take your time. Get her naked before you call for backup.
Author:  Conker [ Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:19 am ]
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her friend peed next to both of you?? I would be all over that situation - there's a joke or a comment to make there for sure. They are laughing, you should be laughing too - that was hilarious :) did you just act like that happens every day?? geez...

if you seem uncomfortable, fail. No matter how uncomfortable you are, your best bet is to choose what would be the most non-uncomfortable thing for you to do and just do it. Whether it works or not is completely irellevant. It's ALWAYS better than sucumbing to expressing your discomfort.
Author:  Mike88 [ Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:25 am ]
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Why the bathroom you always have people tryin to use it to take a piss, should of gone with the lets go for a walk and gone outside...
Author:  slimsta [ Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:05 am ]
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she wanted to go to the washroom... and even if we went outside, i had only my car and its a coupe.

yeah i shouldve made a joke about her friend peeing there right next to us lol
whatever, its over, been like over a month ago.. i will not make this mistake again!!!!
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