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| Author: | Buria [ Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Failed text of an AFC |
These texts were provided to me by a girl i'm seeing, they are from an AFC who she slept with once. These are a treasure trove of what NOT to do! Enjoy! 3/8 10:02 am AFC: yo 10:02 am HB: Sshhh sleepy 10:04am AFC: . U could always nap with me. 10:04am HB: I have class soon. 10:05am AFC: Aw, ok. GL with that. 12:08pm HB: Got a migraine instead of going to class...have a stats exam in 2 hours that i've barely studied for...eww. 4:25pm AFC: How was test girl? 4:26pm HB: ...i don't wanna talk about it. 4:27pm AFC: Ok. Well what u upta today? 4:27pm HB: Moping. 4:29pm AFC: Awww. No mopes. What can I do to cheer u up? other than but sephora? 4:30pm HB: Nothing, gonna feel down for a while. It's part of the process. 4:31pm AFC: . I feel useless. I guess the best thing I can do is be here for you. 4:32pm HB: Yep. And the best way to do that is to stay there. I need to recharge for a while. 4:33pm AFC: Mur. Okay. If you think of anything at all, lemme know. 4:33pm HB: AFC. 4:38pm AFC: U should get sum chocolate ice cream and a good movie, some fuzzy slippers/robe, and just zonk out. 4:38pm HB: Naked facebooking with PUA is just as good 4:40pm AFC: you're naked facebooking with PUA too??? 4:41pm HB: You put pants on when you talk to my bf! I wouldn't want you to embarrass yourself 4:43pm AFC: Whats that supposed to mean? 4:43pm HB: ....noooothiiiing.... 4:44pm AFC: do i need to retry and prove myself? 4:45pm HB: No, that'd be a little too messy. 4:45pm HB: Learn to dance 4:45pm AFC: ??? 4:46pm HB: The male stripper said you gotta know how to dance if you wanna be a really fabulous lay! 4:47pm AFC: Well I'm sure the stripper isn't in chronic pain. 4:48pm HB: Aww that's tragic... 4:50pm AFC: Now what is THAT supposed to mean? Are you making fun of me? 4:51pm HB: No! It's just tragic that you'll never be a pole dancer...jesus h christ! 4:52pm AFC: Even without my knees, do u really think i could ever become a dancer????? 4:54pm HB: CHILL THE FUCK OUT! you need to watch more disney movies and learn to wish on stars and shit. :4:56pm AFC: Sorry. Im just not in a good mood now. 4:56pm HB: Apparently not. I think we need to take a break and be negative on our own for a while. 4:57pm AFC: I need a nap. Ill text when I wake up? 4:57pm HB: Whatever works 7:42pm AFC: I feel better. U? 10:54pm AFC: Gargh. Y is it that everytime I wanna be awake, im tired, and when i wanna go to sleep im wide awake? 3/9 1:01 am AFC: R u mad at me? 1:38am HB: No, I was just napping 1:52am AFC: Ah. Okay. 1:52am HB: Getting steak with my man! ? it! 1:54am AFC: It r not steak night? 1:56am HB: Not at deja vu- although technically it's tuesday We're changing it up tonight. 1:57am AFC: Ah, ok. I though PUA wasn't able to have you on weekdays? 1:58am HB: We never set a rule. The rule is- when he has the time, and i have the time, he gets first claims. 2:06 amAFC: ah ok. Good to kno |
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