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Author:  Spairert [ Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Two Original Kiss-Tests

I've been experimenting with kiss tests that involve taking some of the responsibility off the PUA to make the girl more receptive to the k-close.

In response to DDBL or solid eye contact:
"You'd better not look at me like that if you aren't prepared to deal with the consequences."

If she keeps looking, you k-close. If she looks away in a shy, awkward kind of way, you can go for broke and gently guide her chin to look at you again, say "Too late." and k-close. Or if she looks away and her body language doesn't look good, say something like "That's right. This is MY house!" or something cocky that makes it seem as if you were only challenging her, not trying to make a move.

Once you're within a foot of her face:
You: Oh, shoot...
Her: What?
You: I made a mistake.
Her: What did you do?
You: I shouldn't have let myself get this close to those eyes. A word of warning, I can't be held responsible for what I'm about to do.

OR

You: Damn, your eyes are intense. It's like they've got a gravitational pull or something.
*start playfully moving towards her as if you are trying to resist being pulled in*
*give her an eskimo kiss, stay close to her, wait for giggles to subside, k-close*

Author:  CommonSense [ Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:35 am ]
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Loving the first one. On the second I wouldn't do an eskimo kiss first. I would just go straight for it. The eskimo kiss might leave room for some LMR

Author:  Leeroy Jenkins [ Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:43 pm ]
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first one sounds creepy/rapistish

second one is too long winded, you will either stumble over it or manage to get it all out and look like someone whos been practicing that line over and over in the mirror... which you probably have.

the last one is good, but i think you would be better off awkwardly falling in to her. if she laughs genuinely then go for k close

Author:  CommonSense [ Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:48 am ]
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Leeroy, the first one is only "rapistish" if you do that to a girl you haven't been talking to you. If that line is delivered with confidence and humor to a girl who is already ready to kiss you, then its a good way to acknowledge the social pressure of initiating the kiss.

Author:  Spairert [ Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:12 am ]
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I appreciate the feedback. The first one does need to be delivered in a playful-yet-sexual manner, I like to do it in a slightly scolding sort of way.

Second one I haven't tried, I think it does pander a bit. I think shortening it might be more effective.

"Shoot... I shouldn't have let myself get this close to those eyes."

Author:  Leeroy Jenkins [ Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:15 pm ]
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true story, a man once tried that raper-ish line back in 1983, he immediately was cursed to live the rest of his life as the Creeper.

<a href="http://s918.photobucket.com/albums/ad30 ... eeper2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i918.photobucket.com/albums/ad30 ... eeper2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

so try this at your own peril.

Author:  Spairert [ Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:59 pm ]
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Quote:
true story, a man once tried that raper-ish line back in 1983, he immediately was cursed to live the rest of his life as the Creeper.
Like everything PUA-related, it depends on your delivery. If your tone and body language are that of a rapist, then it will come off as creepy. If your non-verbal communication is that of a fun-loving guy, it will come off as playful and silly.

I have had nothing but success with it so far, but I only use it when I get DDBL. It's pretty hard to fuck up at that point, in my experience.

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