Hey guys...im still new so advice would be useful
Me: I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like i got you in check =]
HB: hahaha i forgot to say goodbye to you on fb looks like i got you in check
lolMe: wow good one
right now out of all the (name)'s i know...i think your my favourite so farHB: yep arent you just jealous of my comebacks? lol
im the only (name) you know lol but i know you wuv me steve 
Me: Awww your so sweet. You're making me get diabetes.
HB: aww but steve im sugar free lol
Me: Anna what are you trying to imply here? You want to have sex? Very very inappropriate but sure ill fuck you
HB: haha i know you wanna fuck me steve but im not very tasty because im sugar free
too bad for you lol Me: Im on a diet hun
sugar free food is good shit for meHB: well im sure it is steve im sure it is. why would you be on a diet anyway? and are you planning on eating me? lol
Im still learning...i know its full of flaws but id be happy with a K-close.
Thanks guys
Steve