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| Author: | 20smurf07 [ Sat May 23, 2009 12:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | need phone/text help hb-8 |
ok here is the story. my younger brother decided to make bussiness cards as a school project. The card he created were about a help line for trouble relationships so I somehow he hands a bunch of them out as a joke but this girl called me saying that she is having problem with her relationship. But just as I was about to start talking to her I got another call from a different girl saying that her boyfriend wants to get back with her and i start talking to her for about 30 sec then put her on hold. As I answered the other girl she told me that I put her on hold for her best friend and hanged up at the exact same time the second girl did. Five minutes later i got a text and here is how the convo went roughly. I knew they had to be joking so I decided to play along for kicks. the begining is kind of boring but im writing it to establish what happened. Her: R U GOING TO HELP?? Me: Whats ur problem. Her: My boyfriend dosen't trust me but wants to get back together with me. Me: why did you guys break up in the first place. Her: He cheated on me with my cousin and got her pregnant. Me: thats not too bad at least it wasnt ur sister. Her: UR NOT HELPING. Me: r u sure its not you that dont trust him for nuttin in ur fam. Her: UR NOT HELPING. Me: Do you like him. Her: not as much. Me: then tell to kick rocks and dont fuck up ur carpet on the way out! Her:lol ur funny. Me: thank you. HEr: so what do I save the number under. Me:Verg. Her:Ok. Me:and ur name is. Her:Michelle how old r u. Me: i stoped counting when i turned 69 how young r u. Her: wow ok sir im 15 . Me:oh no r u tring to get me arrested im too cute for jail. Her:lol Im not tring to do anything sir and i am very legal. Me oh thank god r u rich btw. Her: WTF no, but i got money. Me: oh no i need a rich girl to support me before i die. Her: then die bitch. Me: I cant afford a casket. Her:Broke bitch. Me: yeah i know im poor if i werent a boy i wouldnt have anything to play with. Her:ur sick. Me: just being honest. Her:nice talking but i g2g. Me: U dont drive a ferrari n e ways bye! Her: WTF! Clear It. Me: no go do what U have to do text me l8tr. Her:LMAO im not texting u later im deleting ur number and stop texting me. Me: ur cute why r u texting me back. Her:i know that i dont need u to tell me that and i always get the last word. Me:until u met me. Her:stop texting me back. Me: U cant beat me. her: stop texting me and fast. Me:ur losing. Her: How. Me: I already forgot ur name. Her: ughh leave me alone. Me: if u quit. Her: stop texting me bitch why r u still texting me ughhh. Me: ok ur starting to annoy me now leave me alone. After this text she waited about ten to twenty minutes and before this her signature read: boys r stoopid and the next one after this was: mood:freaky. Her: no way in hell!! Me: what r u getting out of this. Her: a good laugh. Me: i must not be doing to good then. Her: no your doing really well actually. I cant remember exactly what I told her after this. But after her no way in hell text she started spacing them out longer and it wind up. Me: if u be nice to me then ill lik (as in lick but i think she thought i said like) u her: that sounds like a deal. Me: so when r u going to be nice. Her: in ten seconds. me:10 (she waited ten minutes) this is where i think i started making the most errors because i wanted to try and get a first f close in a day on text only Her: HI HOW ARE YOU DOING!! Me: See thats way better i knew you could do it so when do you want me to lick you. her: what type of question is that. (my miscommunication error) Me: I thought it was a good one. (20 minutes later)Her: and why is that. Me: because it leads to the beginning of something. (a very lame response after I thought about it. So I waited a hour later since she didnt text me back.) Me: Oh my bad because i want to. Good night. Now her signature is Mood:agrivated. Her:ok Me:change that mood and it will be ok. Her: Im pissed off. Me: aww what happened now.(after i sent this she text me back quicker) Her: Aww i wish people would dissappear. Me: Who do i have to come and fight. Her:Aww. Me: so u feel better now. Her a lil. Me: just think of me laying next to you that should do the trick. He: thats nasty old man. Me: shhhhh i wont tell if you wont tell. Her: Eww Me: Look whos mind is in the gutter im just keeping you warm oh yeah thats not my flashlight. Her: got jokes huh.(signature mood:appeased) Me:Some, im 20 btw. Her: fa real. Me: but nobody believes im over 16. Her: why. Me:Family genes every one look young btw what do you look like. Her: Im Beautiful.... Me: Beautiful doesnt work for me you have to be better. (1minute l8tr)Me: r u Her: YA. Me:prove it. Her: how? Me: I want a pic. Her: only if you send 1 first. Me:only. her: yep so send it. Me: please. Her: u have to send me one. Me: No u have to say please....and mean it. Her:Please?? Me: it might take a while though. Her: why. Me: because I have a bad phone. Her: Ill be waiting. So it took me about half an hour to eventually send it which end up being between 12 and 12:30 so i end up falling asleep. When i woke up in the morning around 10 there was no pic so I text. Me: Im still waiting. Her:On. Me:You. got a hb-8 photo Me: Yeah ur beautiful but u werent until i said so. Her: LoL. Me:No I think I deserve a thank you. Her thank you. Me: okay now you can laugh. what i realized i was doing after this was apologies since I didnt give her time to text back. (3 minutes after my last text)Me: What r u up to (10:20 ish) Me: tell me a lil about yourself (4:10 yesterday im writing this post at 6:51 the today though) Now i havent text her since yesterday and dont know if I should ditch her or make her wait a little longer text her or call her again and what should I say I was thinking of opening with. Why are doing this. Doing What? Causing me to chase you and I no longer like you because of that. and closing with. If we dont get to meet in the next 3 days im going to delete your number. But this depends on how the convo goes. I think. But what do you guys think I should do and where are my errors what should I read to get better on those flaws. |
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| Author: | Buccaneer [ Wed May 27, 2009 5:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | anwser |
Hey dude, it's easy. Just give her another funny text. As soon as she answers, ring her! Then make a day 2 out of it or leave her. If you keep texting now it will seem lame or your afraid to talk to her. greetz Bucc |
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