Decided to give this girl that I didn't talk to since September a text. She gave me her number while piss drunk and probably does not remember me personally, as she flaked me the next morning.
Me: Hai
Her: Who's this?
Me: Will you marry me?
Her: Who is this?
Me: The guy your mother warned you about :3
Her: Fuck off
Me: ;o sassy
Me: I have no clue who you are or how u got in my contacts. Have a nice day!
Her: Lmao okay
Me: Will you be my new friend?
Her: Lol sure
Me: Yay! We're gunna be besties 4 life!
Her: Sureee
Lel, what do I do from here, just be all like "hey new best friend let's go to the mall and pick up some ice cream!"