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First of all I made every mistake in the book, A month ago I had enough strength and walked away. In that time I read about game and the alpha male and still learning. This girl and I months ago were very close hoping I can get some better insight looking for helpful serious answers without being abused!
I texted her 4 days ago after a month had passed. I got two word answers then I apologized and left her for 4 days. Decided to be fun and open with something different. Now she's seeing another guy but it is not a relationship and I hate being second best.
This how it went when I texted again today.
Me: OMG I've just come home to my house to discover an infestation of smurf's what should I do?
Her: (Two hours later) Video smurf porn and upload it to the internet you'll make millions.
Me: (15 mins later) Thanks, I was in the post office in line and everyone turned around to see me laughing hysterically!
Me: (Two hours later) Now that I think about they were probably looking at me funny because I was laughing like a smurf without noticing or maybe because one of the females smurfs thought it would be funny to paint me blue and give me a white hat..........Hmmmmmm. (Corny I know)
I've had nothing since then, Still very new to learning phone game but at this point in time I would like some help on what to do or say next. Also like to get some tips on where I am going wrong or what I could improve on she is some what a test dummy currently.
Thanks guys!
Wait a few days and text her with something funny and new aside from the smurf porn lol First of all I made every mistake in the book, A month ago I had enough strength and walked away. In that time I read about game and the alpha male and still learning. This girl and I months ago were very close hoping I can get some better insight looking for helpful serious answers without being abused!
I texted her 4 days ago after a month had passed. I got two word answers then I apologized and left her for 4 days. Decided to be fun and open with something different. Now she's seeing another guy but it is not a relationship and I hate being second best.
This how it went when I texted again today.
Me: OMG I've just come home to my house to discover an infestation of smurf's what should I do?
Her: (Two hours later) Video smurf porn and upload it to the internet you'll make millions.
Me: (15 mins later) Thanks, I was in the post office in line and everyone turned around to see me laughing hysterically!
Me: (Two hours later) Now that I think about they were probably looking at me funny because I was laughing like a smurf without noticing or maybe because one of the females smurfs thought it would be funny to paint me blue and give me a white hat..........Hmmmmmm. (Corny I know)
I've had nothing since then, Still very new to learning phone game but at this point in time I would like some help on what to do or say next. Also like to get some tips on where I am going wrong or what I could improve on she is some what a test dummy currently.
Thanks guys!
you could have played out the smurf thing a little bit more and turning it a bit sexual by saying something like "Straight Smurf porn or lesbian Smurf porn? Which do you think will sell better? I'll split my fortune with you if you can get creative!
" or saying "Should we name it "Debbie does Dreamy Smurf? "I use emoticons in every text I send (out of habit now lol) so she understands what my message is behind it.
Let your imagination run wild dude... Don't get all logical on her.
And for future reference... I wouldn't tell a girl she "made me laugh." You should be able to entertain yourself and not rely on her to do it.