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| Author: | Sluggler [ Sat May 04, 2013 3:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Are Blue Balls Real? |
Are Blue Balls Real?? So...Tonight i had the most bizarre thing happen to me that has happened in a long time, but hey that what happens in the game..So unpredictable. That's what makes it awesome. I've always heard people talk of blue balls but i never knew if it was really or just fluff..Well i guess tonight was my lucky night. The Meeting A week ago i met this 8.5 in the gym. Approached, invited her to do my intense ab/core routine with me and things progressed from there. I always thought this girl was a little crazy..Hot but kind crazy. She texts some of the most crazy random shit..She is a shit talker. Tonight i literally told her to shut the fuck up before i begin to massage and ultimately fuck her(for a while anyway). So to make a long story short we exchange some text this past week, and tonight she invited me over. So i ended up being late to her house because i went to the gym, grab something to eat, then go home and shower. The Arrival So i arrive around 10:42. She meets me at the door and says hi. I say nothing. I stared her in the eye, walked straight to her, grabbed her, and begin to make out with her. Things begin to get hot. So hot it was like you could see the ball of energy around us. All the anticipation....until she pushed me away. Of course i wasn't phased by this. I just laugh it off and begin to play around on her keyboard. She asked me to play a song for her sense she knew i could play.(We discussed it) So i play a classical piece called Canon in D. Sex After that we head to her room. I look around a bit, make some jokes about her pictures. She laughs and i go for the makeout again. This time she pushed me away... "You don't even know me...You didn't even know my last name until yesterday."(Which i really didnt). Me: "You didn't know mine either...I think that's what makes this special. So much attraction, sexually, mentally, and emotionally and we don't even know each others last name." She smiles and then i quickly change the subject to ask her what type of underwear she is wearing. She has a lace thong on and i lay across her bed and tell her to show me. She takes her sweat pants off and shows me. I slap her ass jokingly and tell her to lay down and throw her across the bed. She complains and i begin to massage her back. She tells me how good it feels, i then begin to kiss her lower back at the same time, and escalate further. Soon she is turned on and grab her head and make out with her. I pull my cock out and tell her to put her hands on it. She does and i start to play with her clit..Going in circles, round and round. She begins to squirm, and starts to shake. I then put my finger in her and continue the circular motion around her clit until she cums hard and tries to push my face in her pussy. I pick her up and put her on her knees and tell her to suck my cock. She does and literally deep throats me. Probably the best blowjob I've received yet. I almost cum in her mouth before i stop her, because i came to conquer..To bang that ass. I pull her panties down, put on a condom and in one motion im inside of her. She starts to scream and tell me how good it feels. I start to thrust harder. Her ass begins to clap against my thighs and then.... Blue balls... SHE STOPS ME BEFORE I COULD CUM! Yeah..Right when im almost their she STOPS ME. So of course i try to push through and keep going..But she insists i stop and tells me she told me she can't believe we are doing this so fast. And that she doesn't want me to fuck her and then she never sees me again.. So you can guess what i did..I didn't say a word. I grabbed my shit and rolled without saying a word. She chased behind me a little but i ignored her and got in my car and rolled out...Blue balls and all. So now i know what blue balls feels like. My stomach has been hurting ever since and i just feel unbalanced. I actually think its funny now that i look back. She is so fucking in secure. Ha. I guess this is her attempt to "guarantee" i want leave her. Because she didn't let me bust a nutt. haha..Women. Anyway, if you don't believe blue balls is a real thing..Trust me, it is. Sluggler |
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| Author: | Mak [ Sat May 04, 2013 6:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are Blue Balls Real? |
LOL. Yep blue balls are real as it gets. But dude I think she wanted the reassurance that your not gonna disappear after the sex. With a bit of wordplay I think that nut coulda came out. |
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| Author: | Deduct [ Wed May 08, 2013 1:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are Blue Balls Real? |
Have had blue balls too many times in my life T_T hurts like HELL I need to work on my LMR :c |
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