The background. I number closed a pretty cute gothic girl online. But she'd never text me back. I decided to give it one last try this morning and got a day 2 set up.
The best part is she's now texting ME all the time.
I'm just gonna post the jist of the session that shows the part where I got this turned around.
ME:
Good morning!
How's Becky, the crappy texter doing???
HB:
Good morning! I killed her and left her in a ditch.
ME:
That sucks.
Can I have her iPhone, mine is acting kinda FLAKY!
HB:
No! I'm keeping it for myself, Would you like a used kidney, it might be old.
ME:
what other cool stuff did she have? Any canned goods??? I can use a mean bowl of chicken noodle soup right now!
HB:
She did have Ramen! It's good for you!
ME:
Any soda???? I like Pepsi with my ramen.
ME: (before she could respond again)
Cool! I have some shrimp, snow pea-pods, and little corn on the cobs.
Bring Ramen over! It's good with that stuff in it.
HB:
There is some Coke, but not Pepsi.
ME:
Well, whatever the case, I better get something besides a used kidney, or I'm turning you in for a reward.
HB:
Ok. How about a slightly used copy of dogma?
ME:
Screw that! Unless you know a cute girl that wants to watch it with me, and can up the deal to blu-ray!
HB:
You tell me which cute girl you want me to persuade and we'll see about blu-ray.
ME:
Does Becky have a twin sister?
HB:
I look almost exactly like Becky. Do you like Kevin Smith movies? OR would Dogma be first?
ME:
Either sounds good. Do you like pineapple pizza?
Anyway, kinda excited about this. Gonna plan out the logistics in a few nights. Don't wanna look too desperate. But we have a wager on a game of Mortal Combat together when we (hopefully) hookup.