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Author:  The Onion Knight [ Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:52 pm ]
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Can anybody relate to this?

Young HB8 that I work with comes over after work because she wants to buy some weed off my roommate. But she had intentions other then just picking up a bag of weed.

I was totally gonna bang her. But then I got high and awkward.

And now I'm jerking off, and I know why.

Because I got high.
Author:  Shaker7 [ Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:59 pm ]
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Hahaha just don't get high next time
Author:  Baberunner [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:27 am ]
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This one time a girl pretty much offered sex through a text message. She invited me to a party full of people I didn't know. I wanted to fuck her but I didn't want to go the party. I got pretty high later and she text me "do you wanna fuck me or not?" I thought meh...I don't really feel like driving that far. lol

I hate myself for it now. I love weed but it doesn't help me with women unless it's some stoner chick and I'm done with those.
Author:  Bo_Darville [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:46 pm ]
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I got pretty high later and she text me "do you wanna fuck me or not?" I thought meh...I don't really feel like driving that far. lol
Haha, I've done that too, and I wasn't even high. One time my FB was supposed to come over, but then had car trouble, so she asked if I minded driving out to her place. I was like eh, forget it, we'll do it some othertime.

I drive 350 miles a week as it is, last thing I wanted to do on a friday night is drive another 45 min each way to her place. Plus she has a roommate (who I totally want to bang, but she's a bit of a prude and the 3some is completely out of the question - I had already tried that, lol)
Author:  joes [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:03 pm ]
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Haha everyone fucked up a few times by being too drunk/stoned.
It doesn't matter you're allowed to have fun, just watch out with weed if you really really like someone :p
Author:  MynameisFisher [ Sun Dec 11, 2011 9:29 pm ]
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Aww man. Try fucking when you're high. That's the best! Just don't get TOO high. But one little rolly won't hurt ;)
Author:  650SFinest [ Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:00 am ]
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next time game her, then smoke with her, THEN fuck her.
Author:  dennesque [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:19 pm ]
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catch 22 with weed.

makes you more chill. but also more awkward.

sex feels better. good luck getting it.

fuck it, packing a cone as i type
Author:  that-Dale-Guy [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 3:58 pm ]
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Lol I never had sex while im HIGH,but i imagine it would be Quite a FLIGHT! that one is definitely goin to my Pua-bucketlist! "Pick-up a total stanger,get high together and get laid"
Author:  gottamakeitpop [ Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:50 am ]
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God ... no other post or thread ever made me laugh more than this one. The reason being that I just listened to Afroman before reading it and I could totally relate to the "I fucked up because I got high"

Damn... u made my day :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  CharlosCarlies [ Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:15 am ]
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Definitely want to try having sex high, but weed definitely makes me more awkward around people in general. I'm way too inside my own head as it is and weed makes it 34545x worse.

Everybody's different though. I have a buddy that's smooth as shit after smoking a few bowls.
Author:  The Onion Knight [ Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:53 pm ]
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For what it's worth, I recovered from this fuck up a couple days later. Managed to turn it into an awesome " friends with benefits" situation.

She refers to me to her friends as " the guy she's fucking"

Perfect.
Author:  hairypua [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:57 am ]
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OMG lol... Weed fucks up my game beyond repair. For example:
I went to the movies to see the hangover 2 and gotta mega fucking baked, like i was smiling like mad, eyes squinted, w/e. It fucks my game up in such a way that i cant even make conversation with anybody really. So im waiting in line for my ticket and this chick a few people in front of me, a 9, keeps looking back at me and seemed to be checking me out. I awkwardly made eyecontact and smiled. I get to the movie and sit down. A few minutes into the commercials i realize she's sitting next to me, im flabbergasted but cant think of anything to say to her. Movie starts and she bumps my arm so i move it off the armrest. minutes later she starts rubbing my arm with hers. I reciprocate. She starts rubbing my thigh about halfway into the movie. I got nervous as fuck and that was pretty much the ball game. I was thinking about telling her she smelt good or texting on my phone "wanna go to the back of the theatre and have a blind date?" and hand her my phone. Never got the courage because i got high, because i got high, because i got high.

This is why i dont smoke much anymore. Only like once a month (big improvement from my daily routine for years) and my game has improved ten fold. Got a date with a 10 tonight, hence why im on the site, trying to find some fresh routines
Author:  needlz [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:29 pm ]
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LMAO this has happened to me SO many times! Weed is definitely not the drug of choice when you're with new people, as it might take anxiety to new levels (for some). Definitely not good for pickup.
I love weed, but when it comes to being social and fun alcohol is way better. Weed usually makes me a giggling idiot :D

Though it's probably worth mentioning that having sex when you're high is incredible, especially if the girl is high.
Author:  PurpleSmash [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:35 pm ]
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I can handle myself while high if I'm alone with a girl, but any if there's any social aspect I tend to get pretty awkward. It's hard to kino when you're busy being paranoid. Conversation flows easily for me once I am able to tell myself "relax, the paranoia is just in your head, you're high you idiot."

It's definitely not something I would recommend with a girl that you haven't already slept with. The new girl nerves and weed can leave you limp.
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