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| Author: | jon5star [ Sun May 22, 2011 3:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | WAITRESS OPENERS AND COCKY FUNNY |
Hey guys, just wondering about a good opener for a waitress. I know she probably gets hit on all the time, so i just wanted something more fresh. any help will be great! |
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| Author: | Amit [ Sun May 22, 2011 9:41 pm ] |
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More of observational, such as: when you see her carrying lots of dishes, or handle lots of credit cards trying to remember how much to charge each, throw her something like "I have no idea how you manage to do what you do" and put on a little smile |
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| Author: | Vanazzul [ Sun May 22, 2011 9:49 pm ] |
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I tried this last weekend. Me: "Hey how you doing?" HB: "I'm good, yourself? Me: "Hey, where'd you get that outfit? It looks good on you I'm sure my little sister would love to have one! HB: "Uh?`+ laughters Me: "So I missed your name, I'm Vanazzul" HB: "I'm Maggie" Me: "Nice meeting you Maggie, anyways I have to go back to my friends now, later" After that all evening she kept coming to see us and I could play around/neg her with the other waitresses. #close. |
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| Author: | jon5star [ Mon May 23, 2011 2:35 am ] |
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sounds good ill try it out, guys. |
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| Author: | Tallanddark123 [ Sat May 28, 2011 2:47 pm ] |
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This is a great method Me and my wing do it all the time . When she comes to serve you say Me-Were a bit unsure about ordering because we have got to be somewhere in about an 45 mins , Will there be enough time ??? Her- (Example) Ohhh i'm not sure i will go and ask the chef (usually gets a list of foods that take less time to prepare. Her- the chef says if you have the haddock it will be ready in time me-* looking at wing , then looking at her * "i don't like fish her- then theres lamb wing- *looking at me , then her*I don't like lamb her -ok then the chicken Me - chicken sounds good wing - (c and F) yea chicken for me too , but were holding you responsible , If it doesn't arrive on time then...... well i will be making a trip to the managers office .(cheeky smile) laugh her- ohhhh nooo dont do that (properly fake sulk or put her bottom lip out ) me- yeaaaa yeaaaa she gave us her word , so we gotta hold you to it When the food comes and its the same waitress giving you the food say Me - thanks , oh wait .....wheres my haddock (cocky funny) wing- wait wheres my lamb (cocky funny) her - arrrrhhhh stop it If she asks you at the end of your meal if everything was alright say Her - was everything alright Me- yea the food was nice , i just feel the whole process has been a little rushed , like you wanted us in and out !!!! her - what?? ahhhhh stop it , stop winding me up Note - keep giving her negs whens she's walking passed with plates Steady with those ohhhhh don't drop them Or look at your watch a couple of time and smile The key is to laugh and smile otherwise you will come across as a inpatient wanker Theres a very fine line with this . Me and my wing both got a number from doing this good luck any questions just ask |
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