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Author:  Hunty [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:51 am ]
Post subject:  Opener i used for the mall

I was at the mall and I noticed a cute Russian girl walking with her friend, but they were shopping and moving fast. It was a busy day so I saw her in a store and said to her

me: "Hey you stole my pants"

her: "Sorry" laughs

me: "you stole my boots too!"

her: "you have a good taste in clothes then"

me: "Yeah I know"

her friend: "Oh you must be gay huh?"

me: "Yeah how did you know!?"

her friend: "I could just tell, want me to hook you up with some gay guys I know?"

me: "Yeah ill give you my number and hook me up"

her friend: "haha okay"

they start walking away her friend comes up to me and says

her friend: "My friend wants your number"

me: "well tell her to come over here and ask for it"

she came over and gets it and text me 5 mins after I leave the store

Author:  rozedavoice [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:42 am ]
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lol sincei dont know the after math story ill give you 4 thumbs up 5 if it works lol, but im asume you flirted a little and she can tell you wanted her lol

Author:  MsNoca [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Opener i used for the mall

Quote:
I was at the mall and I noticed a cute Russian girl walking with her friend, but they were shopping and moving fast. It was a busy day so I saw her in a store and said to her

me: "Hey you stole my pants"

her: "Sorry" laughs

me: "you stole my boots too!"

her: "you have a good taste in clothes then"

me: "Yeah I know"

her friend: "Oh you must be gay huh?"

me: "Yeah how did you know!?"

her friend: "I could just tell, want me to hook you up with some gay guys I know?"

me: "Yeah ill give you my number and hook me up"

her friend: "haha okay"

they start walking away her friend comes up to me and says

her friend: "My friend wants your number"

me: "well tell her to come over here and ask for it"

she came over and gets it and text me 5 mins after I leave the store
nice.

Author:  Andy Nice [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:28 pm ]
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It seems to have worked... Please repost to let us know the aftermath... Let me know if I can help but the approach seemed legit. Decent post bro

Author:  Mav- [ Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:00 pm ]
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Very nice :D. Keep it up and let us know how did it go ;).

Author:  _Lothario_ [ Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:12 am ]
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I tell girls I'm gay all the time now. Took me a while to muster it up and go with it, but ever since, every time I've done it I get an offer for a motorboat.

Girls will do it right in front of their chode boyfriends. It's hilarious...and rewarding haha.

Author:  Fireball [ Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:44 am ]
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I tell girls I'm gay all the time now. Took me a while to muster it up and go with it, but ever since, every time I've done it I get an offer for a motorboat.

Girls will do it right in front of their chode boyfriends. It's hilarious...and rewarding haha.
You mean a girl will tell you to motorboat her right in front of her boyfriend?

Author:  Conguy [ Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:21 am ]
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Ah ah i think the funniest thing in the world should be the facial expression of the boyfriend of the HB you motorboated, seeing you making out with some other HB and realizing that you are not gay xD

Author:  _Lothario_ [ Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:09 am ]
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I tell girls I'm gay all the time now. Took me a while to muster it up and go with it, but ever since, every time I've done it I get an offer for a motorboat.

Girls will do it right in front of their chode boyfriends. It's hilarious...and rewarding haha.
You mean a girl will tell you to motorboat her right in front of her boyfriend?
yuuuuuppp :twisted:

Author:  Fireball [ Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:39 am ]
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Quote:
Quote:
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I tell girls I'm gay all the time now. Took me a while to muster it up and go with it, but ever since, every time I've done it I get an offer for a motorboat.

Girls will do it right in front of their chode boyfriends. It's hilarious...and rewarding haha.
You mean a girl will tell you to motorboat her right in front of her boyfriend?
yuuuuuppp :twisted:
Sorry to persist, but this is very interesting, what do they she say exactly?

YOU: "Hello, I'm gay"
HER: "Motorboat me" ?

Author:  _Lothario_ [ Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:22 am ]
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"Really, so you don't like boobs?"

or

"So if I shove my boobs in your face will you freak out?"

Author:  Hunty [ Sun Dec 26, 2010 7:08 am ]
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she texted me today wanting to hang out tomorrow, she asked me to go ice skating tomorrow. So I said

me: "Well how bout this first tell me a movie good enough you can watch twice"

she replies instant: "Ummmm idk... John Tucker must die!!!!"

me: "Okay, come over tomorrow and we'll watch it (:"

she said yeah and tomorrow she is coming over, ill tell you what happens :)


O btw I did hint a little bit of me being attracted to her by telling her she's cute, but right before I started asking her friend what nationality she is, and she replied german, then the HB10 butts in and says

"I'm Russian"

me: "No way!!! Can you speak it?"

her: "Yeah"

me: "Omg say something!"
(Got her jumping through my hoops)

her: "Pyvet, means hi" er however u spell it

me: "Wow I can't even talk to you!!!!"

her: "Why!?!?" grabbing my arm

me: "That is so cool, are you gonna teach me to speak it??"

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