That was truly steak-sauce, my friend. Would you consider trying every tricks that Barney came up with?
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| Author: | JuliusC [ Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Barney Stinson got me a number |
So last weekend i was at a club. I was with some friends and we sat down near the bar. As i was walking to the bar, my eye caught a group of girls. They were talking about How i met your mother. I ordered my drinks and one of the girls, lets say a HB7.5, was standing at the bar too. And that was the moment i remembered one of the scenes of barney. In the series Barney has a book, which contains all of his techniques and tactics to seduce woman. One of the techniques was "the lorenzo von matterhorn". i wanna see it search on youtube. so this girl was standing next to me and i opened: Me: *sigh* yeah, its me. HB: do i know you? Me: yes, I think you do..... wait, you really dont know who am i am do you? HB: no Me: what a refreshing change, *offering my hand* HB: Stacey Me: I'm Lorenzo von Matterhorn, spells like it sounds, two T's, Lorenzo...von Matterhorn. HB: Waddup Barney! From here on we got into a casual conversation. I took al little risk, but i got her number. When i left i said to her: I knew the lorenzo von matterhorn would work. It was Legen...wait for it......dary |
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| Author: | tigar [ Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:33 am ] |
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That was truly steak-sauce, my friend. Would you consider trying every tricks that Barney came up with?
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| Author: | 0uch [ Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:35 am ] |
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good job! make sure you follow through with your number. |
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| Author: | ajaxluka [ Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:09 pm ] |
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Love it, I actually bought Barney's Playbook which I definitely recommend for any PUA since the originality level is so high. Also these pick ups are great fun to do. |
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| Author: | s3aSon3d [ Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:42 am ] |
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One of the best situational openers i've ever heard. Nicely done |
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| Author: | Brny Stnsn [ Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:41 pm ] |
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Try the My Penis Grants Wishes and film it! 'Really? A genie comes out of it?' 'Only if you rub it hard enough!' *wink* |
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| Author: | Keksman [ Sun Nov 07, 2010 2:05 am ] |
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Quote: Try the My Penis Grants Wishes and film it!
I've meant to try that one for a while now...just keep forgetting about it while out and about. I'll update on how that went 'Really? A genie comes out of it?' 'Only if you rub it hard enough!' *wink*  Also, "Daddy's home!" |
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| Author: | Brny Stnsn [ Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:52 am ] |
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Daddy's home should be funny. Also try 'picking up a chick whilst talking like a little boy!' |
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| Author: | sheybutter [ Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:32 am ] |
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Lmao, I'm watching this episode right now and I'm laughing simultaneously at tgis thread. Glad there are HIMYM watchers on here. |
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