Not the played out openers I keep seeing getting posted
Field tested all
- "Does everyone tell you that u have Laterally Asymmetrical Rotary cuffs?" she replies whats that mean?
"Oh it means 1 shoulder is more out in front of the other, its cozzed from bad posture or playing sports."
(then u can go into kino and fix her posture.)
-"HAPPY BIRTHDAY" she replies its not my birthday, ignore it
"So have you had ur first birthday make out yet?" go straight to kiss (saw this in a RSD video tested it out, but on girl I already know)
-Mistaken Identity "Julie I havn't seen u forever!!!! Ohh your not Julie!" (lot of things u can add to that)
-"Hey I need ur opinion, so I was watching this show yesterday about the oldest guy in the world, and he is 130. Anyways he said his secret is that he never had sex... Would you go without sex just to live to be 130?"
-(If a girl looks at you make eye contact) If your going to undress me with your eyes, will you please try to not make it so obvious. (careful with the way you present it.)
or
"Take a picture it'll last longer"
-(Great DHV) "Omg I had a bracelet just like that!!!" she says something "Yeah but you know what sucks? My gf gave it to me and when we broke up she said she wanted to keep it for "memories.""
-"Hey you know what drinking and driving is right?" she yes "well I found out something worse... Drinking and drawing, last night I was drunk, started drawing, I thought I drew a masterpiece, i was showing it off to everyone thinking it looked sooo good!!!! But today I looked at it, and it was a stickman picking its nose, your probably wondering why I'm telling u this... Well its because I caught you and don't think u were being very sneaky, go to the bathroom when ur doing that."
TEXTING OPENERS
(can be used in mid conversation)
-I just made u open ur phone for no reason... Looks like I got u in check
-What sort of trouble r u cozzing?
-I hope ur smiling.. if not just think of me
- Hey goof I bet my weekend can beat up urs
- (Push pull) I miss you and wanna see you, but this stupid security guard wont let me in the zoo, can u escape?
- (Push pull) You just popped into my head so Hi... Now please stay out of there.
-(Push pull) Every time I see you, I smile, I laugh when you speak, I get excited! For some reason weirdos amuse the hell out of me!
-"I just dont think we should do this anymore..." she replies why "Because you just make me feel like a piece of meat!!!" or "You just treat me like a piece of sausage with feet!"
- Blank message.... Ohh I think my phone misses yours, or Ohhh YOu dont need to come up with excuses to text me
-Word of advice... Don't drink and drive...... I don't like competition
-I'm thinking of a question and the answer is a number between 1-10
if she says 1 u say "Ohhh so thats where i come on ur list of worlds sexiest men" or if she says like 8 "Ohh so thats how many times u masturbated when thinking of me"
-Omg u gotta stop thinking about me so much, im starting to get goose bumps over here!!! (be picky on this one)
-Is it true? she replies what ... "THat you went streaking with my name on ur butt cheeks." (Also use to open when im meeting a girl on 2nd day. Right before she asks for a hug)
-....Girls are gross
-Why did u have to give ur mom my number? SHe won't quit texting me now...
-Playing hard to get... Cute! Talk to me