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Author:  'Vlad' [ Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Not sure that I should even admit to this opener, but...

So, my 'style' is all confidence and being VERY sexual, 'inner game' I guess...

Please bear in mind I was extremely drunk as a very close pal was leaving for the army and it was a lads night out.

We're in our local club and some cougar is all over me. She's nice, but is AT LEAST 35. She's shaking it harder than beyonce and I'm girl coding with a strong hb 7 standing about 12 feet away. I'm girl coding 'help me out'!

I leave my cougar to go to the toilet, walking past said hb7. To open her I asked if it's wrong that I have a semi now, she bursts out laughing. My response to which is 'no, I'm not actually joking' and I place her hand on my tool (slowly mind, giving her every opportunity to pull away). Now there's a reason I'm so sexually confident, and she was pretty impressed.

I fucked her in the guys loo within 5 minutes of that.

DO NOT TRY THIS!

Author:  haudas [ Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:50 pm ]
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WTF DUDE.

Author:  porktinez [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:36 am ]
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Sometimes it just all works out.

Author:  Brah [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:53 pm ]
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Congrats that it worked for you, but I would caution against anyone trying to use this. In the wrong situation it could turn into an arrest for sexual assault.

Author:  hex [ Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:30 pm ]
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This is awesome. I think if you tell someone "let me show you" and then slowly guide their hand toward your junk, they have more than enough time to pull away if they're not interested. If they don't, then it's on. :)

Author:  'Vlad' [ Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:53 pm ]
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Congrats that it worked for you, but I would caution against anyone trying to use this. In the wrong situation it could turn into an arrest for sexual assault.
perhaps my written word isnt as good as my spoken word, but...

NO WAY! (in this instance)

i knew it was on and in my inebriated state i decided that this was the best way forward :oops:

hey-ho. it worked. idc now, these boards aarent all about dick measuring competitions - those that know (or are on their way to knowing) dont mind telling the world when they fucked up...

Author:  a40536 [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Not sure that I should even admit to this opener, but...

Quote:
We're in our local club and some cougar is all over me. She's nice, but is AT LEAST 35. She's shaking it harder than beyonce and I'm girl coding with a strong hb 7 standing about 12 feet away. I'm girl coding 'help me out'!

I leave my cougar to go to the toilet, walking past said hb7. To open her I asked if it's wrong that I have a semi now, she bursts out laughing. My response to which is 'no, I'm not actually joking' and I place her hand on my tool (slowly mind, giving her every opportunity to pull away). Now there's a reason I'm so sexually confident, and she was pretty impressed.

I fucked her in the guys loo within 5 minutes of that.

DO NOT TRY THIS!
This is borderline insanity and genius... (as long as she is ok with it) you are almost guaranteed to fuck her, because her copping a feel is bound to make her a bit Horney....

you know you say don’t try this, i am so going to try it... (obviously with slight caution) and yeah tell the world when they fucked up, it means someone can learn from your mistakes, and by fucking up you grow as a person, and are closer to success.

Author:  Ajmac [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:52 pm ]
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You definitely picked the right girl to try that on that night, very nicely done, for others going to try this you should probably see who the girls with that night because they could be watching her grab your package or attempt to at least before she pulls away. Then her friends may become involved, meaning if there's a big guy with her or maybe a boyfriend then you better run or be able to defend yourself, or even a sexual assault charge as mentioned above, so choose your targets wisely and make sure to dance with a 35 year old cougar first (Which is required for this to work lol.)

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