Hey there guys, gurus and companieros
this is a survey opener i created yesterday whilst sargin with my wing in an average party......we field tested it as the plan was to open every set that night withought harsh crash and burns if things went bad......what we got was the opposite we became the centre of attention, the coolest guys in the party who got the generic questions from the girls...whts ur name? how do u guys know each other? etc...
NOTE:The party was kinda boring full of AFC's and there were HB 7-9's around who were bored of their heads......
So i came up with this random idea.....
The survey opener
NOTE: when u try this REMEMBER and DO the following:
~approach with confidence and a smile, so u make sure u dont
end up as the answer on your survey !
~once they read the Q's they'll laugh and ask why ur doing this.....just say this party sucks so your having your own fun (here u luk like a fun person to hang with)
~If u ended up as one of the answers....laugh and dnt take it serious, just ask her as a joke to be "ur mentor".....then fire her a few seconds later becoz shes rubbish at her job
~MOST IMPORTANTLY....USE 1 SURVEY SHEET ONLY, so every one fills there answers on the same sheet.....this gets sets to read each others answers, and gets them curious wht others may think about them
~ALSO when writin Q's make sure there funny and not aimed harshly at any particular women .....u dnt wanna bitch fight to start once a set reads wht another has written about it, just aim them on AFC's, and men u consider be competition to lower their value
this is how i done it:
i brought a sheet of paper and a pen, i filled in random funny Q's about random people in the party,I went around sets with girls using false time constraints and made my openers sound as if i have a really serious survey to fill:
e.g: "Hey Girls i only have a couple of minutes, I need you to fill in this important survey about the quality of this party"
(once they read it they laughed....and i asked them to fill it for me)
the Q's were the following:
1. WHICH TABLE HAS THE MOST PERVIEST MEN?
(this furthur lowers the value of other AFC's around plus gives u value)
2.WHO's MOST SCRUFFIEST DRESSED?....DONT COUNT US
(this is made to sound humorous, one girl wrote YOU.....i laughed and didnt take it serious hiring her as my "fashion assistant"....then firing her a few seconds later
.......she kept givin me IOI's after this, ended up with her NO)3.WHO's THE CREEPIEST GUY?
(this has the same effect as Q1)
4.WHO WOULD YOU GIVE THE FRESHIE AWARD TO?
(point around in this one, and let her write down some1 u may consider as competition)
5.WHO's THE SLUTTIEST DRESSED WOMEN/MAN?
(this is meant to be humorous as well as get girls curious about what other girls think about them)
6.IF YOU WERE A MATHEMATICIAN, WHATS THE % OF FRESHIES IN HERE?
(here u seem cooler than the hordes of losers in the party, great value booster)
P.s>: you'll start realising once u approach the 3rd or 4th group they will be more comftrable with u as theyve seen u approach every set of girls, and leaving them smiling and happier than they were.....so they'll see u as some 1 fun, feel free to shove in other indirect/direct Q's once u started talkin to the group ur after
whts good about this opener is if u leave u can always comeback later., this makes it MUCH easier approachin the same group later with a different indirect/direct opener......and did i say they'll listen more intently?
wishing the best of luck to whoever wants to try this
yours truly:
Donne Jamal
