lol, epic. If this is actually true then I think you have much more important things to worry about than trying to close with HBs. Try getting your life in order.

I disagree, when everything else is lost ALL there is HB's.

While I agree with the spirit of what you are saying, it is all about presentation. Never give a girl a straight answer, take a page out of Style's book and tell her you play hopscotch professionally or that you test experimental parachutes for a living.

I have also seen footage of Mystery refering to himself as a "glorified bum" even in the attraction phase. Status is only one of the attraction switches, but I agree if you play the unemployment card at face value it is a heavy DHV.

What I was trying to imply was that OP is unemployed, it is the weekend, he is not going to find a job before Monday so why shouldn't he go out, run a bit of game and see if he can find a girl to make him feel good about himself so that he may return the favour? With no car, no job and presumabley feeling the pinch a bit it would probably be good for OP to go out and have a good time.

Now this, I agree with

But it would play a part like alcohol plays a part in a depressed persons life. Women and sex would only give him temp relief, but in the long run shit will just get worse if he doesn't pull himself together.