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Author:  furiousracer313 [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:32 am ]
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Ok so heres how to do it. Walk up to a girl, and act as if you just got another annoying text message. You need to act as if you broke up with your girlfriend(whether you got one or not) and act as if she's trying to make you jealous by dating other guys now. This is how the convo should go:

You (Walking Next to her): OMG, not again!

You (Starting the Convo): Excuse me sweetie can you do me a really quick favor?

Her: Umm, What?

You: Well I broke up with my GF last Friday, b/c she got drunk and cheated on me when she was on her "girls night out". And she keeps texting me and saying how she is dating other guys better than me and shit. So I was wondering if you'd take a picture with me, and I'll send it to her to shut her up.

Her (Most girls will say): Haha, Ok..

Then take the pic, and act as if you sent it.

You: That should do it, by the way, I'm________.

Her: I'm _______.

You: Nice to meet you. Ya know we could do some damage togther, haha. But I'll let ya know what happens. I'll text you later tonight.

Her: Haha, ok. Its, 555-555-5551

And there ya go, this should work 95% of the time, depending on the girl, and how well you present it. If you got any ideas that will make this better, post it!


Omar
Author:  d mid [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:05 am ]
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You: Well I broke up with my GF last Friday, b/c she got drunk and cheated on me when she was on her "girls night out". And she keeps texting me and saying how she is dating other guys better than me and shit. So I was wondering if you'd take a picture with me, and I'll send it to her to shut her up.
Telling some chick your girl cheated on you is going to be a red flag in her mind, if you couldnt keep your girls attention, how can you keep some other chicks?...you're almost flipping the preselection switch backwards, not good man
Author:  xChocolate [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:44 pm ]
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You show DLV by asking a complete stranger to take a photo with you...as if u dont have any girl friends. and you involve her with with your deep personal problems before u even know her.
Author:  SirKonstantine [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:59 pm ]
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EVEN GREATER OPENER THAT WORKS EVERWHERE

"hey your cute"
Author:  KristallNachte [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:53 pm ]
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that is a horrible opener...seriously.

so much DLV it hurts
Author:  nermob [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:48 pm ]
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that is a horrible opener...seriously.

so much DLV it hurts
I agree.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Please, people, we know you mean well, but PLEASE field test your openers before posting them on the forum.

Now if you thought of something and would like to run it by the experts (certainly not me lol) before unleashing it in the real world, that's fine, but please don't name the topic something to the effect of "THIS IS GUARANTEED TO WORK" when you have no idea if it will or not.

Thanks!
Author:  furiousracer313 [ Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:34 pm ]
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Haha, im glad i didnt test this one out..
Author:  markinthedark [ Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:53 am ]
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Haha, im glad i didnt test this one out..
R u serious dude? first u state that it should work 95 % of the time and now this?? i was wondering why your reputaton was 0.
Author:  masterlast [ Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:03 pm ]
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You see , I think, you must learn how to make a good opener , what is a dhv , how to do it. Everybody here are telling you this.

"I'm glad I didn't fieldtest this one " , You see, you shouldn't be glad. There are a lot of ways to learn , and one of these ways , is to practice , and see what works or not. You're not learning anything here. You wanted to get attention by saying " heyy guys , I'm the best , see , I have discovered a greaaaat opener". But guys here aren't stupid , they know game, and how to do it, they're not perfect , but they see when somebody is fake or not , believe me , don't do that again. The new guys here , want to learn how to have more women etc , and if you're telling shit , they will never be able to learn quickly. Be true, think about these guys. We must help them, as guys who entered the game before, helped us.
Author:  Storyteller [ Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:31 pm ]
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After reading this ongoing discussion, I decided to give it a try (even though I agree it's a definite DLV and will lead to problems). Why not test it out though? We're talking about practice here. Practice.

So I got the target to take the photo, and she seemed responsive, but as I started to lead her through the 5 question game and phase shift, she came back with: "So how long were you guys together?" And: "Did she know the guy beforehand?"

So now I'm stockpiling lies on top of each other to continue this debacle, while basically proving that I'm worthy of being cheated on. No bueno.

Furthermore, I didn't get into this to lie to girls and create complete fabrications about who I am. Regardless, it was worth the practice, although it lead nowhere, and diminished my ability to escalate. I also saw hesitancy in her eyes at the thought of me having a photo of her in my phone. Just thought I'd share. Happy sarging boys.
Author:  Lodewijkp [ Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:29 pm ]
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this could work at a HB5 or maybe a 7.
HB 9 and 10 will probably ignore you unless they are drunk

you show DLV indeed - but hell why not try it ?

always when you think of a good opener imagine a person approaching you and asking the same thing.

imagine a HB 5 approaching you and asking for a picture because she broke up and her BF cheated...... i mean she can do anything with that picture ? why hand over a picture before trust is created ?
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anyway i like funny and awkward openers so i will try it :P
Author:  Slywalker [ Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:44 am ]
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Please field test it and tell us about that before you post it, otherwise, post it as "crazy suicide opener that I haven't tried"

Telling a girl you got cheated on is very DLV
Author:  They Call Me Smooth [ Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:15 pm ]
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You guys ripped it apart far to fast. As it stand I agree it's not usable. but with a little modification..

You (Walking Next to her): OMG, not again!

You (Starting the Convo): Excuse me sweetie can you do me a really quick favor?

Her: Umm, What?

you: Well my friends keep sending me photos of them with beautiful women from [vacation spot] rubbing it in my face that I wouldn't go [give some DHV reason. vacation next week, Your business is booming, etc etc]. Do you mind taking a photo with me, you are far better looking "woman" then any of the "girls" they are sending, and I'll send it to them to shut them up.

Her (Most girls will say): Haha, Ok..

You: Great.

Now me, I would follow up with something like this but much later into the conversation...
TCMS:Thanks for the photo, how about your number to go with the it?
Author:  markinthedark [ Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:34 pm ]
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yeah, nice one :D
Author:  TheJ [ Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:41 pm ]
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I like the version from They Call Me Smooth. Just make sure you have at least one picture with 'your friend and a hottie' in it...
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