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| Author: | Lodewijkp [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | bad openers lol still fun tho |
well i was going at last night and try to open up some girls ( neat type of girls ). here are some openers that turned out badly , still i needed to control the frame and leave my ego intact lol me : hey do you got a minute- i got a question she : sure Me: do you know a coffeeshop( i live in the netherlands) nearby, im kinda lost ? she : no , actually not. me : so your lost as well ( they saw it like '' oh you use to '' context lol ) she : ok bye me : have fun tonight she : fuck you me : ok thats ok with me , so you give me your number ? she : just fuckin* die already me : your way too nice for me bye at this point her bipolair boyfriend came along and threw his cheap ass nokia to my head lol so i left for sure. set 2 ( moving - cycling ) massive tease and DLV even at opening lol, this is what happens when you don't work around the cockblockers lol. she : so im going with daniel he is so hard to get me - intervening passing by : yeah good plan im sure you can ''pull''''pull'' it off she : what do you mean me : you drank too much , i almost smell the alcohol a metre away. she : so you didn't drink or are you anti social ? me : guess she : i think both me : then i guess kin seeks kin, im afraid we don't fit together. her Gfriend : look what do you want . me : you looked bored so i thought maybe we can talk during our way. she : wtf bored , how about i jump onto the back of your bike and fuck you up ( she meant riding my dick context) lets see if your bored after tonight. me : thats fine with me 4 of her girlfriends were massively cock blocking and i was sure they were trying to push me off my bike. me : whoa hand home ladies not everyone wants to touch my hair, hands of the merchandise. they : go fucking wash ur hair u fucking bum me : only if you soap it but your only after sex so im leaving bye. at this point THEY FCUKING FOLLOWED me to my home lol , they were follwing me for about 30 mins. don't make wrong people angry lol, the girl i was chasing still like me tho hahaha . this was my worst opener for a HB9 lol me : hey il bet you are a very nice and maybe a good looking person , but right now you look like shit - how about i buy you another beer. she agreed and tried to throw the beer in my face but i dodged and she totally owned some stranger (he was standing behind me ) buying a beer won't make peace lol. THIS ONE WORKS i was sitting at a table with some friends an a guy asked if he could borrow a chair , i said my friends was going to toilet but he is using that chair. me : for 5 buck or 1 beer you can have that chair he bought me a beer, some other guy didn't do it but he laughed about and later on i opened his set. girl going to the toilet , i opened the door to the man toilets me : im holding it open for you she : middlefinger me to people around : damn everyone likes me, everytime im nice they are giving me signs that they want to fuck me. this one almost got me into a fight , the guy was aggresive but i didn't notice. me to him : hey look your very drunk , how about i help/ he : help at what , buying me drinks ? me : yeah only if you buy me first he : i hardly call that help. me : look im sure you can't drive right now he : yeah im fucking lame im totally lost me : how about i bring your girlfriend to her house, i mean its fucking irrisponsible to go out with your GF and drink like a vacuum hose. his girlfriend was laughing her ass off and i was giving her signs it was meant in a funny way, he felt like i did try to snatch his girl (lol) at this point he started pushing me the bouncer came in and i walked away, being sarcastic is fun these are my weirdest openers that night |
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| Author: | Envision [ Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:53 pm ] |
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haha all very nice. if any of those worked it would be crazy |
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| Author: | Mr.nonchalance [ Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:47 am ] |
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bravo dude i really think these would work on the right girl who can take a joke and for you to set yourself up to get dissed that takes courage i cant lie this can make go convo like i really seen this happen in a club with a friend any girl with a sense of humor would laugh |
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