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Author:  Eternal [ Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:54 am ]
Post subject:  What do you think of this opener?

Hey guys, I have been debating whether to use this opener in a day sarge or just for fun.

Me: Hi, I know this may sound weird, but my balls are really itchy and I would really love to kiss you.

What do you guys think? my buddy just told me this and one of his friends tried it and it worked. Im a little but hesitant because it sounds obnoxious and creepy.

Author:  Cornflake [ Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What do you think of this opener?

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Hey guys, I have been debating whether to use this opener in a day sarge or just for fun.

Me: Hi, I know this may sound weird, but my balls are really itchy and I would really love to kiss you.

What do you guys think? my buddy just told me this and one of his friends tried it and it worked. Im a little but hesitant because it sounds obnoxious and creepy.
Worst Opener is worst. Not one girl I know would find the humour in that. You will get shot a dirty look or slapped guarenteed. Work on another one.

Author:  king115 [ Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:26 pm ]
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dont think this would work, turn the tables, if a girl walked up to you and said she was itchy down stairs, would you stay for a chat never mind a kiss

Author:  Mercurial [ Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:57 pm ]
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i really couldnt believe of anyone getting anywhere by using that opener

Author:  trixsta [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:06 pm ]
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Your friend is obviously lying, unless the girl only heard 'I'd like to kiss you' part.

Author:  Antithesis [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:15 pm ]
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That sounds terrible. In what situation would that ever work?

~Antithesis

Author:  Ion [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:35 pm ]
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this opener is horribly bad, there are far better ones out there that put across the right message. a message not saying: Im creepy and my balls are itchy

Author:  Eternal [ Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:40 am ]
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Yea, I knew it was bad from the beginning thats why I dared my buddy to try it but wussed out.

From that point i knew he was bsing...he just wanted me to say that line to a random girl

Author:  Marlow [ Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:09 am ]
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She's going to think you have crabs.

Author:  kcdclan [ Sun Jun 07, 2009 12:16 pm ]
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I hope you did not use that.
That has bad news all over.

Author:  LaVitaèBreve [ Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:46 am ]
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NO. Unless this HB happens to fancy this type of humour and you don't come off as a creep in any way shape or form.

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